Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

by ShittyKeys / 11/06/2009 at 3:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Wouldn't it of been easier to just reach in with your hands and grab them when you first dropped them in? If there was nothing else but water in the toilet, just wash your hands after.

    #6 - On 11/06/2009 at 10:31am by alexgirl

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  • let her fish the keys out of the toilet, she peed/pooped on them

    #1 - On 11/06/2009 at 10:20am by unfortunate_13

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