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Today, I finally finished my art project which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in 1st period to give it to her. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47769) - you deserved it (2256)

On 11/05/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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You fail cuz she's uncoordinated? Not right

#5 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:29pm by Bud

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you should've thrown hot coffee in her face and been like "i would call an ambulance for you, but you have a giant coffee stain on your face".

#10 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:33pm by devendra

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