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Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by AzNFoo (man) - United States (California)

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Why on earth would you throw projectiles at other people's moving vehicles? That's a dangerous and dickish thing to do. You utter, utter idiots.

I hope you get a conviction that you have to explain to any future employers.

#2 I don't know about whichever country this happened in, but if it were in mine I'm sure some kind of assault law, or vandalism, or SOMETHING that covers causing a danger on the roads, would cover it, if there isn't a direct "throwing projectiles at traffic" law.

#3 - On 03/26/2009 at 7:06am by musu

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You deserve that - you could cause someone to crash their car, think about what you're doing...

#4 - On 03/26/2009 at 7:08am by PlasticShark

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