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Today, I found out that our water tank has had a dead crow rotting in it for days. I took showers and brushed my teeth with dead crow soup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35018) - you deserved it (2774)

On 11/05/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by aqua88 (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)

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How does a crow get into a water tank?

#4 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:10pm by jackkerouc9

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww that's disgusting!!!!

#1 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:09pm by caligirl805

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