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Today, I found out that our water tank has had a dead crow rotting in it for days. I took showers and brushed my teeth with dead crow soup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26984) - you deserved it (1827)

On 11/05/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by aqua88 (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)

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