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Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25358) - you deserved it (12098)

On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)

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