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Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28523) - you deserved it (4225)

On 11/04/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Maybe now you can buy a new one to go with your new well-paying job.

#3 - On 11/04/2009 at 7:36pm by kariface

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If it's vector or selling knives, your gps isnt your only problem

#7 - On 11/04/2009 at 7:48pm by angelbug

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