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Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML
oh pick me pick me!! you were standing in line at the grocery store?!?!
I believe he just dumped the grease out the window (even though a good writer would say a "panful of grease".)
Put some mayonnaise, lettuce and tomato on your burns and make a delicious treat out of your disfiguring misfortune.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 1 August 2014