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Today, I got a phone call from my dad that I haven't heard from in months. I didn't answer, but it left me an accidental voicemail saying "Oh s***, I didn't mean to call her!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29814) - you deserved it (2077)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by assdialed. (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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Couldn't seem to let this pass
Without agreeing your dad is an ass!

#12 - On 11/04/2009 at 8:29am by rhymethyme

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For those who this does actually happen to and its not fake....call back and say "Oh shit I didn't want you as my father".

Hehe. Then they'll know how it feels to be disrespected.

#23 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:58pm by Fleecy

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