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Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35881) - you deserved it (3027)

On 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by doglover (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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