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Today, I was working at Tim Hortons. A lady was in line, and she couldnt make up her mind. 20 minutes later she finally decided to get something, and she reached in her pocket. I was hoping it was a tip, but she gave me a coupon for a haircut. FML

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On 11/02/2009 at 8:15pm - misc - by justin_99 - Canada (Ontario)

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You should have looked her straight in the eyes, looked up to her hair and said "It's okay, I think you'll need it. But make sure the hairdresser chooses the cut, because something tells me you aren't the greatest at making decisions."

#12 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:28am by nokillnobeepbeep

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I've heard that Canadians are exceptionally polite. Maybe she was trying to subtly tell you that she found a hair on her donut.

Next time she comes in and tell her she's won a free cream-filled donut, and then go in the back and make her a "special" one. Include a complimentary hair of a different sort.

#17 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:10am by perdix

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