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Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Were you expecting "Blowjob?"
Hey, she just spotted an obvious problem and suggested an easy fix.
try getting a better pick-up line next time ...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015