Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied "An eyebrow wax?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (4879) - you totally deserved it (20611)
On 11/02/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)
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okay the_pleb, you're already #11, did you really need to reply to get even further up top? thats so f*cking annoying, why do you care if peopl say your name first??
Smooth move, ex-lax. hahah! I always wanted to say that
#3 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:08pm by SueSylvester_fan
lame she's a fukin hairdresser. did u want her to say anything else that didn't have to do with hair?
That was what I was thinking..
Anesthesia prior to your neurosurgery? You lawn leaves raked and bagged? Dime bag? Wat?
haha fail
but hey just because you have bad eyebrows doesn't mean you're ugly or anything...look at old pictures of george harrison, his eyebrows were a disaster, but he was still gorgeous(=
#10 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:27pm by elliekinslurvsya
That's a lame pick up line. how can you not notice you have bushy eyebrows? I don't get that
#16 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:01pm by LikeOhMahGoose
I SWEAR it's a Utah guy thing. I'm a hairdresser in Utah (where the poster is from) and have almost that exact same scenario happen to me everyday. These guys are "so clever" we have to be just as "clever" right back...
#17 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:05pm by Emilythexenocide
I hope she took all of your eyebrows off, not just the middle bush.
#20 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:14pm by donkey_hang_down
So your eyebrows are a little unruly. That's called being male. And if it's a uni- that's gross dude, do something about that.
:)
#24 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:46pm by iGreen_Day
She wins the internets.
What were you expecting her to say?
#31 - On 11/02/2009 at 4:25pm by Ohnothingreally
You should've said yes and gotten the wax. Maybe you would be more attractive, but after that lame 'non-standard' (as in completely stupid) greeting, I don't think so.
#33 - On 11/02/2009 at 4:40pm by averagexbecca
You had to say "something non-standard"?
And honestly, what did you expect... YDI.
#41 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:41pm by PhoenixElite
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THAT'S SO GODDAMN FUNNAY!!
LOL OMG ROFL N8FUEH!
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Just kidding. Lol wow that a mean reply. dont talk to guys from now on?
If a guy came up to me and said that to me, I would of probably said the EXACT same thing. That was a really bad pick up line.
You probably wouldn't have, and it's not that terrible. It's not even really pick up line, let alone a bad one. I'm guessing pick up lines aren't used on you often though so you wouldn't know.
#49 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:19am by Twinklestar
No offense, but that is a terrible pick up line. I don't blame her for smarting off to you.
#46 - On 11/02/2009 at 9:44pm by xxjessicaxshixx
Most hilarious entry I've read in a good while. Welcome to my favorite's. :-)
Cherry
#47 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:50pm by Darling_Cherry
LMAOO thats fuuny! nice pick up line looooooooool(jokes worst pick up line i have herd) lol but its fuuny
#48 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:00am by rana_xx
Girls usually really hate getting hit on by customers. Um...hello!...we're being nice because it's our job and/or want a good tip. YDI
#56 - On 11/04/2009 at 9:33am by Punkartmama
