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Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8344) - you deserved it (34614)

On 11/02/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

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Were you expecting "Blowjob?"

Hey, she just spotted an obvious problem and suggested an easy fix.

#8 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:22pm by perdix

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try getting a better pick-up line next time ...

#4 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:09pm by LoveDemon

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