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Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26169) - you deserved it (3962)

On 10/31/2009 at 11:59am - misc - by Okay (woman) - United States (New York)

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