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Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28319) - you deserved it (4266)

On 10/31/2009 at 11:59am - misc - by Okay (woman) - United States (New York)

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Tomorrow, when she's sobbing into her pillow because the jackass kissed someone else, you'll be thankful.

#17 - On 10/31/2009 at 2:43pm by lizzzie

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hi guys, i dont think OP is ugly .. i think she's normal. She just wants her 1st kiss with the PERFECT man, and not a only guy in high school not serious. She wants it to be different and real. Its great ppl like that, loving theirself, not kissing anyone at a party !! PROPSSS OP!!

#35 - On 10/31/2009 at 3:37pm by Dydy

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