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Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML


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On 10/31/2009 at 11:59am - misc - by Okay (woman) - United States (New York)

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So what if she's 6 years younger than you. Why lie about something so trivial? That's far more lame than not being kissed yet. And I find it strange that you felt the need to mention that you're 6 years older than her but did not specify your age. So if she's 13 and just had her first kiss, that would only make you 19 and still young enough to not make it a big deal. Trust me, there are far more horrible things in life to worry about than a first kiss. Don't worry yourself about it!

#14 - On 10/31/2009 at 2:38pm by lrb081

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Tomorrow, when she's sobbing into her pillow because the jackass kissed someone else, you'll be thankful.

#17 - On 10/31/2009 at 2:43pm by lizzzie

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