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Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12770) - you deserved it (31086)

On 10/30/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Missedtheboat (man) - United States (California)

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wow that is unfortunate, should have double checked that invite in advance

#1 - On 10/31/2009 at 3:11am by iamazombie

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ummm, so what? really, u dont need only one event to "make it happen." isnt it halloween tomorrow? dont waste ur "awesome" costume. ask her out! go trick or treating together, party, etc. whip that crush into something more! ahhh, life is too short. get ur ass out there and take her (gentlemanly at 1st though)! if not someone else will :), then it will be a real FML!

#5 - On 10/31/2009 at 3:39am by omghehehe

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