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Today, I found out that when they put "Take with food" on the side of antibiotics, what they really mean is "Take with food because this stuff is gonna liquefy everything in your G.I. tract, and make you have to run out of the middle of calculus for the worst diarrhea ever." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18355) - you deserved it (7297)

On 10/30/2009 at 11:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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