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Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML

I agree, your life sucks (21464) - you totally deserved it (768)

On 10/30/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by seriousdubsteplover (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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#1 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:06am by wtfismyfml

how does that happen?

#59 - On 02/28/2010 at 12:53am by FailsFTW

Sue the water place

#2 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:07am by ajscw

I thought the same thing

#58 - On 02/17/2010 at 3:46am by canesul

-Eyes light up upon seeing location- CRICKEY ITS A SNAKE!

I know, I'm a bad person... =(

#3 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:11am by jchansfan

^THIS.
But yeah, that sucks.
Also, there's no way he could deserve that.
Unless he killed a snake(s).

#9 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:04am by _Naboo_

jchansfan, Yeah you're bad, shamon! but I'm so proud of you right now :]

#12 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:27am by mercyFML

You are an idiot. Quite simple, really. Your the kind of idiot that thinks we all ride Kangaroos to school and play digeridoo's in our spare time. Honestly, the sterotypes about Australia are rediculous.

#46 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:32am by FML_334

come on....we understand that stereotypes are stereotypes and that they aren't 100% true, so let us just have our fun.

#48 - On 10/31/2009 at 11:25am by sadistmonkey

he's kidding.

#56 - On 11/30/2009 at 6:43am by yehr

omg!

#4 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:18am by cheque_please

Ugh. Just imagine how long you've been ingesting snake water before it finally started decomposing. *gag*

I am so sorry.

#5 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:19am by AndelleRae

Basilisk! That is all..

#6 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:23am by mordantennui

Oh no, now that image will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Disgusting! :( FYL.

#7 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:30am by xxmollyxx

bad ass

#8 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:39am by Superawesomestev

if you were getting water for the kettle that means that you were going to boil it, so the water would have been fine to drink. and that poor snake, i wonder how he got in to the water supply. also, @#6, a basilisk is a lizard, not a snake.

#10 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:08am by smartass101

@ #10 it was a Harry Potter reference

#41 - On 10/31/2009 at 3:57am by theatregrl2

at least you're boiling the water lol FYL

#11 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:09am by spank_u_veryhard

The snake chunks were free?! Dayum, son. You know much they charge for that here?

#13 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:30am by mercyFML

lol you drank snake, FYL

#14 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:34am by D1B

Can you suddenly speak Parseltongue?

#15 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:58am by perdix

yuck!!

#16 - On 10/30/2009 at 9:05am by 15turtles

Eww!! Gross!!! Poor you!!! Mind you the chinese luuurve a bit of snake soup and look at it this way, free snake soup!!! btw how on earth did a SNAKE get in your tap?!

#17 - On 10/30/2009 at 9:11am by Random_Bitch

HEY! maybe it's good for health...hmm...

#18 - On 10/30/2009 at 9:19am by BB7

Somebody's poisoned the water hole!

#19 - On 10/30/2009 at 9:29am by max_the_moron

Win.

#20 - On 10/30/2009 at 9:45am by MaramaBreaksFace

Thar's a snake in my pipes!

#21 - On 10/30/2009 at 10:00am by Daggertrout

Thars a snake in me knickerbockers!

#24 - On 10/30/2009 at 11:10am by donkey_hang_down

So... it's Snakes in a Pipe then? As if Snakes on a Plane wasn't already bad enough? (bleh)

Mmm... Snake juice....

#22 - On 10/30/2009 at 10:15am by blastvortex

I don't get it. You've got unclean water and internet access. That just doesn't seem right.

#23 - On 10/30/2009 at 10:41am by kukopia

.. how nice for you.

#25 - On 10/30/2009 at 11:18am by Lolrus

Somebody poisoned the waterhole!

#27 - On 10/30/2009 at 12:32pm by notgillt

Woody?!
Is that you?!

#31 - On 10/30/2009 at 1:37pm by Witchcraft

I'm tired of all these muthafuckin snakes in my muthafuckin water pipes!

#29 - On 10/30/2009 at 1:08pm by HumptyHump

that was stellar, my friend

#30 - On 10/30/2009 at 1:18pm by replaceme

Ohh, poor snakie... :(

#32 - On 10/30/2009 at 2:48pm by Telionis

That's happened to me before... my family shared a well with 3 other households, and a snake got in the well and spoiled the water. It was nasty!

#33 - On 10/30/2009 at 3:45pm by muthea

Hey mate, that's an anecdote I'd LOVE to have! But yeah, such things happen in Australia from what I've heard.

#34 - On 10/30/2009 at 5:20pm by Von_Mal

fuck the "poor" snake! That's AWFUL!!! I'm so sorry! Ohhh jeez.

#35 - On 10/30/2009 at 5:22pm by HxCereal

haha. FYL OP
You know, the post would be more/less funny depending on what country it's from lol. Seeing as it's from Australia, my first thought was - well, it's Australia.. what would you expect??

#36 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:24pm by chrissy888

Just because he's from Australia doesn't mean that anything like that happens here regularly. The whole country is not overrun with animals and bush, idiot.

#37 - On 10/30/2009 at 10:36pm by maddie_kid

^^ Agreed. I hate stereotypes, especially absolutely ridiculous ones that don't make a

#38 - On 10/31/2009 at 2:09am by strata8

^^ Agreed. I hate stereotypes, especially ridiculous ones that don't make any sense at all. Some people ACTUALLY think that we ride around on kangaroos o.o

Also, there aren't as many spiders/snakes as one might think. I live in Sydney (though I often travel further west), and I've never seen a funnelweb, redback, or live snake, and my suburb is in a national park.

#39 - On 10/31/2009 at 2:14am by strata8

Oh, fuck. That's disgusting.

#40 - On 10/31/2009 at 2:42am by BellaMuerte

sorry but seriously, don't make stereotypes about Australians because we are portrayed to the rest of the world as something completely false and it's rude and irritating. The minority of the population live in bushland, and this person obviously had a snake in their water pipes as they live in the tropical area of Queensland. So learn about a place before you judge it because Australia is the beeeeeeessssstttttt.

#42 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:09am by lovelly224

If you suddenly start shedding your skin whenever you're wounded, and you can now inject venom into other people/animals by biting them, I suggest that you fight crime in a tight spandex suit.I dibs the rights to the movie!

#43 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:10am by The_Advice_Guy

ohhh...... (sigh) u and vomit date are making me nauseated *help*

#44 - On 10/31/2009 at 6:22am by omghehehe

Snake? What's happening? ....Snake?!....SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

#45 - On 10/31/2009 at 6:56am by Bruce9707

EXACTLY!!

#47 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:34am by FML_334

Be happy that the snake didn't get into your toilet pipes. One day when you sat down to take a dump, the snake would bite your ass and inject it with venom. Peeing, pooing and sex would be impossibly painful for the next little while :)

#49 - On 10/31/2009 at 1:22pm by iFruit

that's quite nasty. like, really nasty.

#50 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:16pm by kayceesaysfyl

Bullshit!

#51 - On 10/31/2009 at 5:09pm by yourkiddingright

Ahhh that is so nastyyyy

#52 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:58pm by vmimo

yum, protein...

#53 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:10am by AshleyRose784

eeew!!! oh my god.. thats just awful.

#54 - On 11/01/2009 at 11:32am by monkeyfrog4

There's a name for that exact incident in Australia... It's called "Friday".

#55 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:11pm by Professor59

LOL. And thursday is bring your pet kangaroo to school day.

#60 - On 02/28/2010 at 11:44pm by chicmagnet939

I really hope you brushed your teeth before you came over

#57 - On 12/20/2009 at 5:33am by Jx

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