Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21464) - you totally deserved it (768)
On 10/30/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by seriousdubsteplover (man) - Australia (Queensland)
^THIS.
But yeah, that sucks.
Also, there's no way he could deserve that.
Unless he killed a snake(s).
You are an idiot. Quite simple, really. Your the kind of idiot that thinks we all ride Kangaroos to school and play digeridoo's in our spare time. Honestly, the sterotypes about Australia are rediculous.
come on....we understand that stereotypes are stereotypes and that they aren't 100% true, so let us just have our fun.
#48 - On 10/31/2009 at 11:25am by sadistmonkey
Ugh. Just imagine how long you've been ingesting snake water before it finally started decomposing. *gag*
I am so sorry.
#5 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:19am by AndelleRae
if you were getting water for the kettle that means that you were going to boil it, so the water would have been fine to drink. and that poor snake, i wonder how he got in to the water supply. also, @#6, a basilisk is a lizard, not a snake.
#10 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:08am by smartass101
Eww!! Gross!!! Poor you!!! Mind you the chinese luuurve a bit of snake soup and look at it this way, free snake soup!!! btw how on earth did a SNAKE get in your tap?!
#17 - On 10/30/2009 at 9:11am by Random_Bitch
So... it's Snakes in a Pipe then? As if Snakes on a Plane wasn't already bad enough? (bleh)
Mmm... Snake juice....
#22 - On 10/30/2009 at 10:15am by blastvortex
I'm tired of all these muthafuckin snakes in my muthafuckin water pipes!
#29 - On 10/30/2009 at 1:08pm by HumptyHump
That's happened to me before... my family shared a well with 3 other households, and a snake got in the well and spoiled the water. It was nasty!
Hey mate, that's an anecdote I'd LOVE to have! But yeah, such things happen in Australia from what I've heard.
haha. FYL OP
You know, the post would be more/less funny depending on what country it's from lol. Seeing as it's from Australia, my first thought was - well, it's Australia.. what would you expect??
#36 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:24pm by chrissy888
Just because he's from Australia doesn't mean that anything like that happens here regularly. The whole country is not overrun with animals and bush, idiot.
#37 - On 10/30/2009 at 10:36pm by maddie_kid
^^ Agreed. I hate stereotypes, especially ridiculous ones that don't make any sense at all. Some people ACTUALLY think that we ride around on kangaroos o.o
Also, there aren't as many spiders/snakes as one might think. I live in Sydney (though I often travel further west), and I've never seen a funnelweb, redback, or live snake, and my suburb is in a national park.
sorry but seriously, don't make stereotypes about Australians because we are portrayed to the rest of the world as something completely false and it's rude and irritating. The minority of the population live in bushland, and this person obviously had a snake in their water pipes as they live in the tropical area of Queensland. So learn about a place before you judge it because Australia is the beeeeeeessssstttttt.
#42 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:09am by lovelly224
If you suddenly start shedding your skin whenever you're wounded, and you can now inject venom into other people/animals by biting them, I suggest that you fight crime in a tight spandex suit.I dibs the rights to the movie!
#43 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:10am by The_Advice_Guy
Snake? What's happening? ....Snake?!....SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!
#45 - On 10/31/2009 at 6:56am by Bruce9707
Be happy that the snake didn't get into your toilet pipes. One day when you sat down to take a dump, the snake would bite your ass and inject it with venom. Peeing, pooing and sex would be impossibly painful for the next little while :)
#49 - On 10/31/2009 at 1:22pm by iFruit
There's a name for that exact incident in Australia... It's called "Friday".
#55 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:11pm by Professor59
LOL. And thursday is bring your pet kangaroo to school day.
#60 - On 02/28/2010 at 11:44pm by chicmagnet939
