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Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML

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On 10/29/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by GlassJAwkidE (woman) - United States (New York)

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Gross. Clean your room.

#2 - On 10/29/2009 at 10:00am by GenevieveL

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what was a glass of milk doing there for a week?

#3 - On 10/29/2009 at 10:00am by athiest_pope

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