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Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26253) - you deserved it (2664)

On 10/28/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by bubblensuds1 - United States (Indiana)

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"I'm sorry, Your Honor, about the accident, but I didn't see the other car because I was blinded by the semen."

He'll want to see you in camera.

#12 - On 10/28/2009 at 8:54am by perdix

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"Man, I love college. Fuck my life."

#8 - On 10/28/2009 at 8:34am by enough4

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