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Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML
"I'm sorry, Your Honor, about the accident, but I didn't see the other car because I was blinded by the semen."
He'll want to see you in camera.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016