Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML

by bubblensuds1 / 10/28/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

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  • "I'm sorry, Your Honor, about the accident, but I didn't see the other car because I was blinded by the semen."

    He'll want to see you in camera.

    #12 - On 10/28/2009 at 8:54am by perdix

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  • "Man, I love college. Fuck my life."

    #8 - On 10/28/2009 at 8:34am by enough4

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