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Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29042) - you deserved it (7195)

On 10/25/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by roadbikemama (woman) - United States (California)

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