Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37322) - you deserved it (9909)
On 10/25/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by roadbikemama (woman) - United States (California)
rollercoaster's life also sucksToday, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour…
stixx also deserved itToday, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in…
were you naked?
#1 - On 10/25/2009 at 5:40pm by PistachioNut94
See in context
Its a shame people don't have two nipples...
#8 - On 10/25/2009 at 5:43pm by blacklikemyheart
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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