Delusional

By fmlifetime - 24/10/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year-old man with a beer belly. FML
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perdix 29

She meant when are you due for a heart attack. Tell her, "Before I'm 50," shove a banana up her ass and keel over from the excitement.

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kmfyr 0

Should've said you were doing an experiment in male pregnancy. o_O

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alshclown 0

you should have said in the deepest voice you could muster "november" and then rub your belly

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Starchild21 3

I got a gift for his baby shower too :( _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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kmfyr 0

Should've said you were doing an experiment in male pregnancy. o_O

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Asstazztic 8

Yea YDI for drinking so much 4th?

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Ret_fml 0

Counting fail, and it looks like someone watched 'Couples Retreat' recently, eh? Actually not a bad movie, I liked it. ;D To OP: Stop wearing make up and maybe you'll look less feminine. ;) Or maybe the old lady just needs new glasses. Too many assumptions to be made here, but I'm feeling nice so I'll probably have to say FYL. Some people just really do have trouble looking like their proper gender.

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TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0

YDI for drinking too much not an fml, could of been prevented

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alleyes 0

YDI get a hair cut, drink less and/or excercise, and dont kid us about shoping in the fruit section. We know beter

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Intoxicunt 5

He was buying BANANAS. I think he is really a lonely woman... So lonely she resorts to fruit.

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Starchild21 3

He should have resorted to vegetables! Cucumbers might help, and if he leaves it in long enough it might pickle :P ___________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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Intoxicunt 5

You know how your hands get wrinkly and start peeling if you leave them in water for too long? Yeah, that's how her ****** would be.

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Mikuo 0

wtf? where did my comment go?

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Starchild21 3

you should write an FML about your comments disappearing! _____________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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alleyes 0

FML new nobody would want to read yours

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Starchild21 3

What? __________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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alleyes 0

ahh, typo, my bad....i meant "Knew" nobody

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Bananaaa_fml 0

i still dont get wat you mean though, oh well

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alleyes 0

it was a failed attempt on my part to say that the FML website thought that the comment was so boaring and lame that nobody would want to read it. So, they automatically threw it out. and that would explain where the comment went.

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Bananaaa_fml 0

oooohhh hahahaahaha shame, they cant do that rite?

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alleyes 0

lmao, im pretty sure all they do is moderate the abusive stuff, but even that is after the post is already up.

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