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Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML
She meant when are you due for a heart attack.
Tell her, "Before I'm 50," shove a banana up her ass and keel over from the excitement.
Should've said you were doing an experiment in male pregnancy. o_O
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.