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Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and ipod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45978) - you deserved it (2652)

On 10/23/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by abdominates (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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How can anyone say YDI?

#9 - On 10/23/2009 at 5:21pm by iispyderii

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At least you LOOK like you could kick the thief's ass!

#5 - On 10/23/2009 at 5:12pm by perdix

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