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Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and ipod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks (36330) - you deserved it (1783)

On 10/23/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by abdominates (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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