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Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML


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On 10/22/2009 at 1:20pm - misc - by Typrokka (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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So many FMLs can be summarized by "Today, I wasn't paying attention, and did something stupid. FML"

#1 - On 10/22/2009 at 5:04pm by fractal47

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I hope you don't keep a tiny poodle in your handbag.

#5 - On 10/22/2009 at 5:15pm by someguy945

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