Today, it was my grandfather's burial. As the family was about to leave, a great aunt came up to my skinny, tall and pretty cousin and told her, "Stay beautiful and kind." Then, she walked to me and said, "And you, Stay kind." FML
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Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML
Today, I went to my grandfather's funeral. As I stood there, bawling my eyes out, my aunt came over and put her arm around me. She leaned her head close to mine. I assumed she was going to say something comforting. Instead she asked where I'd bought my shoes from. FML
Today, my aunt's last words to me were, "Don't be an idiot". FML
Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
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dacho 7
Your grandpa dies, and you're FMLing about how your greataunt thinks your cousin is prettier than you? Wow... Just... wow.
Chowi_fml 0
I would've slapped her. That's just not nice.
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Comments (56)
123sploosh 0
diearrr
123sploosh 0
this was actually an overly enthused "first"
RR05 0
hahaha YDI for being ugly
TrippingOnAcid 29
Because people can help their genetic attractiveness.
GongButterfly 0
hahaha burn
Chowi_fml 0
I would've slapped her. That's just not nice.
Exhumed 0
tell her to go die
toaster468 0
it's convienient too, they are at a cemetary. lol
blastvortex 3
YLIA. You're on the wrong site. Oh, and you did slap her, right? (Heh, heh, returning in kind...)
123sploosh 0
this was actually an overly enthused "first"
jazziness 12
you said that already
dacho 7
Your grandpa dies, and you're FMLing about how your greataunt thinks your cousin is prettier than you? Wow... Just... wow.
txgirl09 5
No kidding.
Gen_Knowledge 0
Agree. This is just sad.
smaginn 0
Agreed. I have half a mind just to say YDI for being so self centered. Of course, she was mean, but your grandfather just died!! She's probably upset.
Imranaziz 0
slapped great aunt? seriously? learn lesson kids. this is life. no one will always pamper ur bratty egoes. grow the fuc up. aunt was honest
AdviceDog 0
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there's nothing plastic surgery can't fix..... but seriously YDI ur grandfather jus died and all u care about is people's opinions about you, you life must be completely effed up