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Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from the train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I parked my bike to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24944) - you deserved it (2092)

On 10/22/2009 at 7:29am - misc - by UnluckyTeen (man) - Singapore

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YDI for not taking the time to secure the bike. At least you got your wallet back to buy a new bike.

#6 - On 10/22/2009 at 10:40am by Brave_Sir_Robin

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When i bough a bike, the seller assured me that it was very safe until he acknowledged which university i belonged to. and persuade me to use at least two locks.

#9 - On 10/22/2009 at 10:59am by fabriqate

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