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Today, my watch broke so I casually mentioned to my dad that I needed a new one. A little while later he hands me this really nice watch. He says, "Here, this one's been lying around for a while". It was the watch I gave him for Father's Day. FML


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On 03/25/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by regiftee (man) - United States (Texas)

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I can relate.
I got my father a tie.
About two months later, I saw the tie in the "Dirty Rags pile."
He had been using it to wash the floor and didn't even remember it was the one I gave him for father's day.

#1 - On 03/25/2009 at 11:41am by xXPeachRoseXx

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Don't feel too bad, of course it was a nice gift to you. You bought it.

A lot of guys, me included are very picky with watch styles.

#2 - On 03/25/2009 at 11:41am by Chaith

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