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Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47252) - you deserved it (4412)

On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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Sucks to have an evil twin, doesn't it?

#3 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:09pm by letthemxeatcake

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and next you'll be calling each other ugly haha.

#5 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:10pm by 14hatemachine

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