Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28749) - you totally deserved it (2113)
On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
and you're an idiot for leaving your license where he could use it while being pulled over
#45 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:06pm by youreanidiot
He could have stolen/switched them while he was away, or sleeping, or something. Not his fault but isn't there something he can do about it?
#48 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:37pm by Sun_Kissed18
Go have a child and give the lady his information, then tell him "It's not mine" or "Giggidy giggidy fool". Since your twins proving who is the father will not be a simple matter and if it's all on paper that it's his and not yours then you win.
#7 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:13pm by OMGoriginality
Ah, but think of the revenge possibilities.
Spying on the naykid wiminz in the houses on your block?
Having sex with his girlfriend while he's out getting condoms?
Taking his car and running a ton of red lights?
Just make sure you get caught and drop his name. :]
#8 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:16pm by Witchcraft
you forgot the signing him up for a gay porn site & leaving the computer open where the parental unit can see it. =)
#55 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:35pm by XOfiestypixie
You're right! He should probably make sure that it's the most expensive one he can find, too...
...Unless the twin agrees to take all the OP's tests in class for him from now on.
#57 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:42pm by Witchcraft
But what if his twin sucks at that stuff. With an evil twin about I would not trust them to not screw up my life more.
You forgot to add, sexually harass goats. Go to a bar and get "drunk" and when the cops come expose yourself. 'sorry officer! here is my license." Star in a porn under his name. Grope nuns. Put drugs in his backpack. Tell someone he tries to touch you.
And win.
#59 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:59pm by TenebrificTurtle
Star in a pr0n?!
He would be instantly famous on the intarwebs, but even more so if it starred thems BOTHS! :]
#62 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:16pm by Witchcraft
He could do some weird screen magic and make it look like his twin is in there.
#74 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:07am by TenebrificTurtle
Magic tricks and sex tricks all rolled into one?
He would make millions. :o
#81 - On 10/21/2009 at 2:23pm by Witchcraft
He can pull his penis out of a hat and turn it into doves.
#82 - On 10/21/2009 at 8:10pm by TenebrificTurtle
I'm impressed and I haven't yet witnessed it!
Can he also make flowers blossom out of his urethra?
#83 - On 10/21/2009 at 9:01pm by Witchcraft
Better he can pull scarves out of his prostate and his nipples heal cancer.
#84 - On 10/21/2009 at 9:08pm by TenebrificTurtle
Magic tricks? The cure to cancer? Sex?
This is very elite porn.
This porn wins above all porn in the world.
#88 - On 10/22/2009 at 5:57pm by Witchcraft
Shhh, but Elite Pr0n has a higher standard than like other pr0n. First of all look at the size of the 0 used. Porn usually has a smaller o. It shows its high grade. Also no one else in the world has a male lead with nipples that cure cancer. It opens it up for such great movies as "Touched By an Angel then Skull Fucked" and "When Harry Met Sally (at the strip club)" These remakes might seem pathetic but Op also holds the skillz to turn into females. I know it sounds weird, but he is the more femanine twin and his power allows him to look like Meg Ryan for a pr0n such as "Sleepless in Seattle (cause we are fucking)" and "You've Got Herpes."
#89 - On 10/22/2009 at 6:55pm by TenebrificTurtle
Favorites of mine are Double Infidelity, Ryan's Saving My Privates, the Penis, Ho Cunts for Old Men, and I Want to Stick My Python in Your Holy Grail.
These all contained said eliteness we have been discussing.
These are all pr0n.
#90 - On 10/22/2009 at 7:59pm by Witchcraft
Punch him in the face. That should help distinguish the two of you in the future.
#9 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:16pm by Intoxicunt
This would be considered identity theft. File a police report.
#13 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:19pm by Jewelofagal
I'm fairly certain that constitutes identity theft.
Edit: Someone beat me to saying this.
#15 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:23pm by SaintJimmy
yeah, unless his brother pays the ticket and owns up to it.
#60 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:01pm by TenebrificTurtle
You have one smart brother! But I have to ask, how did he get YOUR license? Wouldn't it be in your wallet, not his, and kinda hard for him to get out of your pocket without you noticing? You can always go to court to fight it. Maybe the cop won't show and you won't have to pay the ticket.
#16 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:24pm by MiddleChild08
I had a sister who stole my ID more than once. I didn't know she had done it, so I got a replacement. She was using it to get into bars and all that. I have, since, put special precautions on my SS# so they have to check everything before anyone can use my SS#.
When and where was that? Where I'm from they aren't allowed to put SS#s on IDs. I'm not saying his brother didn't steal it, I'm just asking how he didn't realize it.
#36 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:45pm by MiddleChild08
She didn't steal my SS#, but my mother had kept files in a certain area....where my SS# could be grabbed. I simply thought I had lost my ID and ordered a new one. It wasnt till years later that I found it in her stuff.
Basically, she looks enough like me to get away with using my ID...if she had my ID AND my SS#, who could stop her from using it? That's why I had to put extra protection on it.
You have people like him?
Well, what the fuck does "veing" mean? GTFO
#23 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:33pm by Witchcraft
YDI for laughing at him. Karma bitch-slapped ya!!
Now have him pay the ticket or you do all sorts of the same kinda crap to him.
lmao! wow, im guessing he's the smart twin
but hey, revenge is sweet- so go get him
#25 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:39pm by jessxoxo28
There's only one way to solve this, yout ake him to court for identity theft. Also make sure to inform your family of his stunt. Whatever some may believe, he didn't "deserve it for laughing at his bro" (especially considering his twin had stolen his license before he'd laughed). Really, assuming this isn't a fake how big an ass is he that he used your ID and why'd he have your ID in the first place? Doesn't he have his own license or does he keep yours incase he gets a ticket?
Sadly, this is what you have to do. Call the cops, say he stole your identity and if you can prove you were doing something that night and not out driving, you're off the hook and he gets what he deserves.
#29 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:10pm by TheTruth1428
you ppl are cold...you would really do that to your brother over a dumb speeding ticket. I think it's hilarious
#31 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:16pm by dntknowaname
Why not? What else would the brother do, if he's willing to steal his ID and get him in trouble (however minor, relatively speaking) now? People, if not caught, seldom stop at this sort of thing the first time.
#33 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:21pm by trogdor_ca
So you're not identical twins... your brother is much smarter than you.
#40 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:25pm by FerrariCake
Wow, obviously both of them talk to each other on a regular basis and are good friends. Not sure of OPs age but this is the guy he spent most of his life with growing up. And you are telling him to take his brother to court so he gets locked up for 10 years, so his brother will hate him, his mother will hate him, and for his dad to hate him. Yeah no brainier on that one.
#50 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:06pm by Anti_Quark
What makes you think he'd get 10 years for a first offense? That's just ridiculous.
So, he's just supposed to suck it up, take the point on HIS record and let his brother get away with it completely? For me, it's a no brainer to tell the court EXACTLY what happened.
that happened to me. We were 16 at the time, and had to go to court. I made her go, but she had to sign my name...
A few well-placed scars should ensure that everyone will be able to tell the two of you apart from now on. If you're looking for something more temporary, a black eye and a broken nose ought to do the trick.
#56 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:36pm by cthulhu1138
why not sped yourself, get pulled over and give him one... I'd do it, an eye for an eye
#64 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:07am by Starsmydog
Ha ha that so funny. Go out and fill his car with rat feces. That will show him. Don't forget to park in a red zone and get his car impounded with his liscence. Or park it at an airport long term parking lot with his card. When he finds it, it should have racked up quite a parking bill.
#66 - On 10/21/2009 at 1:15am by AnnoyingFlamingo
Well, if you have witnesses on your behalf at the time the accident occurred, then you can contest it. Granted it's hard as hell to get a speeding ticket fixed, but it might be worth a shot since it goes on your permanent record (and your insurance isn't likely to appreciate it either).
Still, whichever way it goes, I sorely hope you busted a cap in your brother's ass. The miserable little [crap]wad deserves that much. Just make sure you do it after the court date though.
#67 - On 10/21/2009 at 1:18am by blastvortex
Haha, my uncle did that to my dad when they were younger.
#71 - On 10/21/2009 at 5:26am by Ryan_the_Great
Mine was in my purse when my sister stole it....am I supposed to have my purse on me at all times when I'm at home?
I'd assume his was taken out of his wallet...is he supposed to have his wallet on him at all times while he's at home?
Okay this was genius on your twins part. And hilarious. Sorry though bub.
#75 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:09am by TenebrificTurtle
Well then guess who having their ass beat until it gets paid????? this place must be a haven for people who treat their family like shit.
Dude FYL. My friend did this and he used his brothers ID and the cop ran it through the system found out he was lying. And his twin brother coincidently was training to be a cop
#91 - On 10/22/2009 at 10:26pm by EpicJohn
I'm a twin, and I find it kind of weird that it took you so long to realize that being a twin "really isn't that cool."
I think the first matching outfit and mistaken identity would have been the key to this. I am not a twin but my mother wishes my sister and I were. She liked to dress us alike and considered naming me Hailey, my sister's name is Holly. It is bad. So get how bad it would be if Holly and I were actually twins and not just a few years apart.
#93 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:27pm by TenebrificTurtle
I'm an identical twin too but I'm more of the devious one.. try putting Nair in his shampoo. That ought to settle the score(:
#94 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:52pm by EmeryJaded
