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Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

I agree, your life sucks (28749) - you totally deserved it (2113)

On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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aww that sucks man

#1 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:08pm by tryinghisbest

Technically it's still his.

#30 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:12pm by nazooer

and you're an idiot for leaving your license where he could use it while being pulled over

#45 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:06pm by youreanidiot

He could have stolen/switched them while he was away, or sleeping, or something. Not his fault but isn't there something he can do about it?

#48 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:37pm by Sun_Kissed18

Beat his twin up.

#49 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:03pm by AnaMaree

what a dbag

#2 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:08pm by agent

Sucks to have an evil twin, doesn't it?

#3 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:09pm by letthemxeatcake

That is amazing.

#4 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:10pm by myballs

and next you'll be calling each other ugly haha.

#5 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:10pm by 14hatemachine

On the bright side, you can still switch off when having sex. =)

#6 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:11pm by rutzy342

Go have a child and give the lady his information, then tell him "It's not mine" or "Giggidy giggidy fool". Since your twins proving who is the father will not be a simple matter and if it's all on paper that it's his and not yours then you win.

#7 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:13pm by OMGoriginality

haha good idea

#70 - On 10/21/2009 at 3:51am by spyderman2190

i love you

#76 - On 10/21/2009 at 11:21am by Rach_star

Ah, but think of the revenge possibilities.

Spying on the naykid wiminz in the houses on your block?
Having sex with his girlfriend while he's out getting condoms?
Taking his car and running a ton of red lights?

Just make sure you get caught and drop his name. :]

#8 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:16pm by Witchcraft

Witchcraft, you are win :]

#44 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:31pm by mercyFML

Why, thank you, Mercy! :D *curtsy*

#54 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:23pm by Witchcraft

you forgot the signing him up for a gay porn site & leaving the computer open where the parental unit can see it. =)

#55 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:35pm by XOfiestypixie

You're right! He should probably make sure that it's the most expensive one he can find, too...
...Unless the twin agrees to take all the OP's tests in class for him from now on.

#57 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:42pm by Witchcraft

But what if his twin sucks at that stuff. With an evil twin about I would not trust them to not screw up my life more.

You forgot to add, sexually harass goats. Go to a bar and get "drunk" and when the cops come expose yourself. 'sorry officer! here is my license." Star in a porn under his name. Grope nuns. Put drugs in his backpack. Tell someone he tries to touch you.

And win.

#59 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:59pm by TenebrificTurtle

Star in a pr0n?!
He would be instantly famous on the intarwebs, but even more so if it starred thems BOTHS! :]

#62 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:16pm by Witchcraft

He could do some weird screen magic and make it look like his twin is in there.

#74 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:07am by TenebrificTurtle

Magic tricks and sex tricks all rolled into one?
He would make millions. :o

#81 - On 10/21/2009 at 2:23pm by Witchcraft

He can pull his penis out of a hat and turn it into doves.

#82 - On 10/21/2009 at 8:10pm by TenebrificTurtle

I'm impressed and I haven't yet witnessed it!

Can he also make flowers blossom out of his urethra?

#83 - On 10/21/2009 at 9:01pm by Witchcraft

Better he can pull scarves out of his prostate and his nipples heal cancer.

#84 - On 10/21/2009 at 9:08pm by TenebrificTurtle

Magic tricks? The cure to cancer? Sex?
This is very elite porn.
This porn wins above all porn in the world.

#88 - On 10/22/2009 at 5:57pm by Witchcraft

Shhh, but Elite Pr0n has a higher standard than like other pr0n. First of all look at the size of the 0 used. Porn usually has a smaller o. It shows its high grade. Also no one else in the world has a male lead with nipples that cure cancer. It opens it up for such great movies as "Touched By an Angel then Skull Fucked" and "When Harry Met Sally (at the strip club)" These remakes might seem pathetic but Op also holds the skillz to turn into females. I know it sounds weird, but he is the more femanine twin and his power allows him to look like Meg Ryan for a pr0n such as "Sleepless in Seattle (cause we are fucking)" and "You've Got Herpes."

#89 - On 10/22/2009 at 6:55pm by TenebrificTurtle

Favorites of mine are Double Infidelity, Ryan's Saving My Privates, the Penis, Ho Cunts for Old Men, and I Want to Stick My Python in Your Holy Grail.

These all contained said eliteness we have been discussing.
These are all pr0n.

#90 - On 10/22/2009 at 7:59pm by Witchcraft

Punch him in the face. That should help distinguish the two of you in the future.

#9 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:16pm by Intoxicunt

Dunno.. a broken nose can be mad smexy :]

#42 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:27pm by mercyFML

Been there, done that.

#10 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:17pm by shadowkin666

My twin is a bitch too.

#11 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:18pm by jane99

Twin brother means fair fight dude. I have a twin too

#12 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:18pm by Crapsickle

This would be considered identity theft. File a police report.

#13 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:19pm by Jewelofagal

lol, FYL fer sure.

#14 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:19pm by picturetaker

I'm fairly certain that constitutes identity theft.
Edit: Someone beat me to saying this.

#15 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:23pm by SaintJimmy

yeah your right but on his brother?

#35 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:39pm by ryan__h

yeah, unless his brother pays the ticket and owns up to it.

#60 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:01pm by TenebrificTurtle

You have one smart brother! But I have to ask, how did he get YOUR license? Wouldn't it be in your wallet, not his, and kinda hard for him to get out of your pocket without you noticing? You can always go to court to fight it. Maybe the cop won't show and you won't have to pay the ticket.

#16 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:24pm by MiddleChild08

I had a sister who stole my ID more than once. I didn't know she had done it, so I got a replacement. She was using it to get into bars and all that. I have, since, put special precautions on my SS# so they have to check everything before anyone can use my SS#.

#34 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:26pm by idkweird

When and where was that? Where I'm from they aren't allowed to put SS#s on IDs. I'm not saying his brother didn't steal it, I'm just asking how he didn't realize it.

#36 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:45pm by MiddleChild08

She didn't steal my SS#, but my mother had kept files in a certain area....where my SS# could be grabbed. I simply thought I had lost my ID and ordered a new one. It wasnt till years later that I found it in her stuff.

Basically, she looks enough like me to get away with using my ID...if she had my ID AND my SS#, who could stop her from using it? That's why I had to put extra protection on it.

#78 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:51pm by idkweird

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#17 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:25pm by gangsterbert

You have people like him?
Well, what the fuck does "veing" mean? GTFO

#23 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:33pm by Witchcraft

your brother wins!

#18 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:27pm by morgan020

have sex with someone and then get your brother in trouble with her dad.

#19 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:27pm by cornsnake

wow that sucks =/

#20 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:30pm by Sodam_INsane

that diabolical fiend!

#21 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:30pm by SmilesAlotXD

YDI for laughing at him. Karma bitch-slapped ya!!
Now have him pay the ticket or you do all sorts of the same kinda crap to him.

#22 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:31pm by kukopia

FYI, that's illegal. But it'll be a bitch to prove if you're identical...

#24 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:35pm by rayne13

lmao! wow, im guessing he's the smart twin
but hey, revenge is sweet- so go get him

#25 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:39pm by jessxoxo28

There's only one way to solve this, yout ake him to court for identity theft. Also make sure to inform your family of his stunt. Whatever some may believe, he didn't "deserve it for laughing at his bro" (especially considering his twin had stolen his license before he'd laughed). Really, assuming this isn't a fake how big an ass is he that he used your ID and why'd he have your ID in the first place? Doesn't he have his own license or does he keep yours incase he gets a ticket?

#27 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:47pm by Gwyndion

Sadly, this is what you have to do. Call the cops, say he stole your identity and if you can prove you were doing something that night and not out driving, you're off the hook and he gets what he deserves.

#29 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:10pm by TheTruth1428

you ppl are cold...you would really do that to your brother over a dumb speeding ticket. I think it's hilarious

#31 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:16pm by dntknowaname

Speeding ticket = his insurance going up, so yeah, Id at least go to court and say it wasn't me.

#32 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:21pm by idkweird

Why not? What else would the brother do, if he's willing to steal his ID and get him in trouble (however minor, relatively speaking) now? People, if not caught, seldom stop at this sort of thing the first time.

#33 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:21pm by trogdor_ca

was obviously more of a joke than anything else...

#58 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:48pm by dntknowaname

My bro framing me for a crime? yeah, i'd go to court for that.

#77 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:31pm by Gwyndion

I wouldn't pay. Police has to investigate who did and prove.

#28 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:55pm by milosr

Get rid of him. There can only be one(tm).

#37 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:49pm by Triumvirate

Oh hott.. Highlander twins :]

#41 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:25pm by mercyFML

Win.

#43 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:29pm by ncoppola

call the cops. end of story.

#39 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:59pm by robor007

So you're not identical twins... your brother is much smarter than you.

#40 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:25pm by FerrariCake

As an identical twin myself, yours is a total douche.

#46 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:14pm by startrekker

at mercyfml: witchcraft is always win.

#47 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:33pm by doggie3

Aww, thanks. :]

#68 - On 10/21/2009 at 2:24am by Witchcraft

Wow, obviously both of them talk to each other on a regular basis and are good friends. Not sure of OPs age but this is the guy he spent most of his life with growing up. And you are telling him to take his brother to court so he gets locked up for 10 years, so his brother will hate him, his mother will hate him, and for his dad to hate him. Yeah no brainier on that one.

#50 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:06pm by Anti_Quark

What makes you think he'd get 10 years for a first offense? That's just ridiculous.

So, he's just supposed to suck it up, take the point on HIS record and let his brother get away with it completely? For me, it's a no brainer to tell the court EXACTLY what happened.

#79 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:55pm by idkweird

Hahaha!!
Owned!!!

#51 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:20pm by Fuck_you_all

FYL. Do what you can to get the truth out.

#52 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:42pm by allihall127

that happened to me. We were 16 at the time, and had to go to court. I made her go, but she had to sign my name...

#53 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:07pm by scizzerin

A few well-placed scars should ensure that everyone will be able to tell the two of you apart from now on. If you're looking for something more temporary, a black eye and a broken nose ought to do the trick.

#56 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:36pm by cthulhu1138

I think i would kill him!! Tho it must be awesome to have a twin!!

#61 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:03pm by Came219

What a douchebag. Make him pay.

#63 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:46pm by tdawgheath

why not sped yourself, get pulled over and give him one... I'd do it, an eye for an eye

#64 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:07am by Starsmydog

** speed

#65 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:09am by Starsmydog

Ha ha that so funny. Go out and fill his car with rat feces. That will show him. Don't forget to park in a red zone and get his car impounded with his liscence. Or park it at an airport long term parking lot with his card. When he finds it, it should have racked up quite a parking bill.

#66 - On 10/21/2009 at 1:15am by AnnoyingFlamingo

Well, if you have witnesses on your behalf at the time the accident occurred, then you can contest it. Granted it's hard as hell to get a speeding ticket fixed, but it might be worth a shot since it goes on your permanent record (and your insurance isn't likely to appreciate it either).

Still, whichever way it goes, I sorely hope you busted a cap in your brother's ass. The miserable little [crap]wad deserves that much. Just make sure you do it after the court date though.

#67 - On 10/21/2009 at 1:18am by blastvortex

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#69 - On 10/21/2009 at 2:30am by 604

Haha, my uncle did that to my dad when they were younger.

#71 - On 10/21/2009 at 5:26am by Ryan_the_Great

you're an idiot for leaving your license anywhere someone could pick it up.

#72 - On 10/21/2009 at 7:50am by youthink

Mine was in my purse when my sister stole it....am I supposed to have my purse on me at all times when I'm at home?

I'd assume his was taken out of his wallet...is he supposed to have his wallet on him at all times while he's at home?

#80 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:58pm by idkweird

Your twin's awesome.

#73 - On 10/21/2009 at 8:24am by ragamuffin42

Okay this was genius on your twins part. And hilarious. Sorry though bub.

#75 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:09am by TenebrificTurtle

HAHA THATS FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!!

#85 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:06pm by Bgreat09

Well then guess who having their ass beat until it gets paid????? this place must be a haven for people who treat their family like shit.

#86 - On 10/22/2009 at 2:03am by wilt

hahaha thats a fucking burn dude

#87 - On 10/22/2009 at 2:58pm by alexanderzzz

Dude FYL. My friend did this and he used his brothers ID and the cop ran it through the system found out he was lying. And his twin brother coincidently was training to be a cop

#91 - On 10/22/2009 at 10:26pm by EpicJohn

I'm a twin, and I find it kind of weird that it took you so long to realize that being a twin "really isn't that cool."

#92 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:42am by mohlee

I think the first matching outfit and mistaken identity would have been the key to this. I am not a twin but my mother wishes my sister and I were. She liked to dress us alike and considered naming me Hailey, my sister's name is Holly. It is bad. So get how bad it would be if Holly and I were actually twins and not just a few years apart.

#93 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:27pm by TenebrificTurtle

I'm an identical twin too but I'm more of the devious one.. try putting Nair in his shampoo.  That ought to settle the score(:

#94 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:52pm by EmeryJaded

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