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Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34104) - you deserved it (2768)

On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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