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Today, I was flying home from LAX when I realized I left my ID back at the hotel. After making phone calls to the hotel and rental car company, I found it and made it back to the airport in time for my flight. After going through security, I realized I left my cell phone on the hotel counter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14016) - you deserved it (34978)

On 10/19/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by LAXsucks (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Tether all of your important belongings to your body. You can make a new fashion statement.

#3 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:45am by Intoxicunt

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why is your name LAXsucks? The airport didn't make you retarded, that was all you.

#32 - On 10/20/2009 at 12:09pm by Toni818

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