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Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11982) - you deserved it (74763)

On 03/24/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Loho (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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