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Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26279) - you deserved it (10086)

On 10/19/2009 at 3:16pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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YDI for numerous things

you didn't pull over
you were speeding
you cried. Really? Why was that necessary?

#9 - On 10/19/2009 at 5:31pm by premiermois

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I love how the first half of the comments on this FML is a huge argument :D

Verdict:
nazooer: FAIL

allmidnighteyes: WIN!!!

#48 - On 10/19/2009 at 7:09pm by Avenging_Angel

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