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Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML
Did he let you off out of pity? Cuz that's quite sad...
These guys are fuckin hilarious acting all hard with the keyboard. So brave sitting at home having a fight with a complete stranger.
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Monday 30 November 2015