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Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32384) - you deserved it (13807)

On 10/19/2009 at 3:16pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Did he let you off out of pity? Cuz that's quite sad...

#11 - On 10/19/2009 at 5:33pm by Sun_Kissed18

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These guys are fuckin hilarious acting all hard with the keyboard. So brave sitting at home having a fight with a complete stranger.

#44 - On 10/19/2009 at 6:53pm by couny343

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