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Today, I heard my newly divorced parents fighting about who gets to keep me. Neither of them want me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62265) - you deserved it (3962)

On 10/19/2009 at 7:50am - misc - by cc10 (woman) - China (Beijing)

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How can you not want your child anymore?
this blows my mind. I love my children more then anything. Poor you. You can come live with me.

#12 - On 10/19/2009 at 2:48pm by alwaysalady

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ouch that must've hurt
i remember when i was in 5th grade, i overheard my mom saying that she was sick of me and never wanted to see me again...
i can kind of relate : /

#6 - On 10/19/2009 at 2:33pm by mewzik

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