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Today, a person came into McDonald's, where I work. They ordered a happy meal. As they were an adult, I assumed the meal was for their child, who wasn't with them. When I asked if the toy was for a boy or a girl, they said the toy was for them. I still had to ask if it was for a boy or a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks (23976) - you deserved it (2365)

On 10/17/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by paris78 - Canada (Ontario)

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