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Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16211) - you deserved it (40519)

On 10/17/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by Lovenotes (woman) - United States

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OMG you must be the dumbest person alive. i would pay huge amounts to see his face when he opens it

#1 - On 10/18/2009 at 5:49am by RR05

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Awesome, now you can just be done with it and ask him out.

#2 - On 10/18/2009 at 5:51am by iGreen_Day

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