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Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10074) - you deserved it (25387)

On 10/17/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by Lovenotes (woman) - United States

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