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Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

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On 10/16/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by SheWentCrayola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Do you wear a lot of make up?

#1 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:08am by RubixMonkey

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Make a porn video of you with all the guys from his work. And during the video, look at the camera and say "look dad, no makeup!"

He'll get the message.

#16 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:45am by FerrariCake

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