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Today, I went out to start my car to go to work. When it wouldn't start, I popped the hood to see what was wrong. Some kind individual took advantage of the fact that my window doesn't roll up, and stole my battery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17209) - you deserved it (4969)

On 10/16/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by rugernut13 (man) - United States (Virginia)

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lmao @ kind individual

#23 - On 10/16/2009 at 11:56am by mmmyeahsaraa

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wow that sucks

#2 - On 10/16/2009 at 6:11am by writerxforever

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