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Today, I went out to start my car to go to work. When it wouldn't start, I popped the hood to see what was wrong. Some kind individual took advantage of the fact that my window doesn't roll up, and stole my battery. FML


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On 10/16/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by rugernut13 (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Judging from how you said that, it sounds like the window hasn't been able to roll up for a while now. Why in the world wouldn't you fix it? It's surprising your car hasn't been stolen.

#8 - On 10/16/2009 at 7:43am by _Mazza_

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lmao @ kind individual

#23 - On 10/16/2009 at 11:56am by mmmyeahsaraa

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