Transportation: Today, I went out to start my car to go to work. When it wouldn't...

By rugernut13 - 16/10/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to start my car to go to work. When it wouldn't start, I popped the hood to see what was wrong. Some kind individual took advantage of the fact that my window doesn't roll up, and stole my battery. FML

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By bummer - 25/11/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML

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By JerseyGirl - 04/09/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By oooooopss - 01/04/2012 06:44 - United States - Portland

Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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_Mazza_ 0

Friday 16 October 2009 13:43

Judging from how you said that, it sounds like the window hasn't been able to roll up for a while now. Why in the world wouldn't you fix it? It's surprising your car hasn't been stolen.

mmmyeahsaraa 0

Friday 16 October 2009 17:56

lmao @ kind individual

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Sacch2010 0

Friday 16 October 2009 15:56

You should have gotten the window fixed ASAP, but FYL for someone stealing your battery. Ridiculous how people are so harsh saying you deserve it. The economy's going through tough times.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 16 October 2009 17:34

I guess this is a case of battery, then? (atomic bombs start to fall) I'VE HAD A ROUGH WEEK! Geez, I can't even say a lame joke without being criticized. (takes a swig of Wild Turkey)

FarSide 22

Friday 16 October 2009 18:41

Man... I've known quadriplegics that were not that lame....

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 16 October 2009 18:57

What's funny is I probably know those same quadriplegics, and I agree, they are WAY cooler than I am. (sniffles, then takes another swig of Wild Turkey)

mmmyeahsaraa 0

Friday 16 October 2009 17:56

lmao @ kind individual

flinkpamingo 0

Friday 16 October 2009 18:14

Dirty Bastard!!

YankfanZZTop22 0

Friday 16 October 2009 18:15

Lucky it was just the battery!

FarSide 22

Friday 16 October 2009 18:39

The window does not roll up, because your hillbilly mobile does not have any doors.

FarSide 22

Saturday 17 October 2009 4:43

...that's what HE said..... lol...

flylikemusic 0

Friday 16 October 2009 21:07

YDI... both the windows in my car do not work, but I took it to a local body shop and they propped and sealed the windows for a total of ten bucks. You are either stupid or lazy.

loltreated 0

Friday 16 October 2009 21:49

Wow, some of you people are mean. What makes any of you think the dude had money to get his window fixed? True, he might have been lazy, but I'm kind of thinking that if that were the case, with winter coming closer, the guy would have put aside his laziness and fixed his window. I'm thinking that he probably didn't have the money. FYL, sir.