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Today, after I have spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my girlfriend of 2 and 1/2 years, she confesses she's a mental patient who stole someone elses identity. She was telling the truth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29695) - you deserved it (2302)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by IMayBeAFool (man) - United States (Michigan)

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After you spent two and a half years with this broad, how could you not notice she was a mental patient? Not only that, but if it took you THIS LONG to notice, what difference does it make if she is or isn't?

As far as spending that much money to move in with YOUR GIRLFRIEND... well you're just a moron for that. No sympathy deserved.

#3 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:33am by larselduderino

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She wasn't lying when she said she was crazy in love.

#16 - On 10/13/2009 at 7:51am by nokillnobeepbeep

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