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Today, after I have spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my girlfriend of 2 and 1/2 years, she confesses she's a mental patient who stole someone elses identity. She was telling the truth. FML

I agree, your life sucks (22943) - you totally deserved it (1558)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by IMayBeAFool (man) - United States (Michigan)

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crazy bitch huh?

#1 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:31am by greenltrn2003

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Literally... run far away.

#27 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:58am by Sun_Kissed18

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Why? He still loves her, doesn't he? She cared enough about him to blow her cover when he was willing to make such a huge step in their relationship. Talk to her and work it out. YDI for finding someone who cares enough about you to be honest. So few people get a relationship like that.

Edit: lol, I just got the crazy bitch thing.

#40 - On 10/13/2009 at 2:35pm by GreenHacker

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whether he loves her or not isn't an issue. If someone i loved needed professional help, i would do everything in my power to get it for them. If, in the end, it is decided by the doctors that she isn't fit for a "normal" life, then you just have to find a way to get over it, or work through it.

#48 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:28pm by guitarist92

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But he says she was a mental patient, not currently is a mental patient. She was deemed by doctors as "normal". So now it does come down to whether he loves her or not.

#51 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:49pm by GreenHacker

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where does it say all that?

" she confesses she's a mental patient"

that clearly says that she is a mental patient, not was, but is

#59 - On 10/14/2009 at 1:28am by drano

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HAHAHAHAHAH
now this i find funny

i lost the game

#2 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:32am by skaffz

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i got a game for mental patients, you whisper to them, and then pretend you didn't say anything, fun as hell, unless you do it near the chopping board. I keep score by counting the seconds, or comments until they crack, bonus points for running away without getting hurt, I'm the current champion amongst my group of friends. p.s. i need new friends to play this game with, so far I'm the only one who has got any bonus points, anybody up for it?

#9 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:47am by rick_james_b17ch

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Uh...

I take offense at that. T_T

That's just completely... inhumane.

Geez. Why is (almost) everyone on FML a complete... *insert expletive here*

#38 - On 10/13/2009 at 2:03pm by monster_tamer

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Wow, you're a real dick aren't you? I bet you're real proud of yourself and think you and your friends are so cool. You better be a troll otherwise you better watch out when Karma comes around and bites you in the ass by giving you a mentally ill kid. Hell, who am I kidding, what woman would want to be with an abusive little dickhead like you?

#41 - On 10/13/2009 at 2:45pm by HookEmTexas07

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sup troll

#44 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:08pm by mandyreid_

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After you spent two and a half years with this broad, how could you not notice she was a mental patient? Not only that, but if it took you THIS LONG to notice, what difference does it make if she is or isn't?

As far as spending that much money to move in with YOUR GIRLFRIEND... well you're just a moron for that. No sympathy deserved.

#3 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:33am by larselduderino

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She's still the girl you love. You should be sympathetic and get over it. Unless you're a pussy of course. And how is this a FYL? More F-her's because she has a mental health condition.

#4 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:35am by ChelseaChops

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Same thought. Find her real self and start over or just continue? Unless she's going to jail or back to the nuthouse, you can still be together. And if she confessed.. chance of rehab?

#25 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:13am by Vaetrus

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first

#5 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:40am by ladiesman14

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really?...good fucking job man

#6 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:46am by greenltrn2003

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HAHAHAHA Thank you for the laugh. :)

#24 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:57am by TheTragicReturn

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What on earth did you spend so much money on?

#7 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:47am by drmoocow

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but is she hot or does she have nice boobs or butt ? oh dont tell me she lookslike the hooker in the movie monster ?

#8 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:47am by ladiesman14

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this is why you should get a nice girl who goes to church. oh wait never mind, theres

#10 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:49am by ladiesman14

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hahahahahahahahaha o WOW. She must act pretty normal if she could pull it off for almost 3 years...

#11 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:50am by Kimbug

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wow dude so youve been like banging the exorcist this whole time WOW
well wow im just wow speechless......

#12 - On 10/13/2009 at 7:18am by EatMyJizzBitch

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HAHA... you love her don't you?? then forgive her... and move on...

#13 - On 10/13/2009 at 7:18am by chellinha93

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Two and a half years? I don't know...
And 3,000 dollars, seriously? You are totally getting ripped off. I paid $1040 for the security deposit on my place, and I thought that THAT was a lot, but three grand?
Man, you better figure some shit out.

#14 - On 10/13/2009 at 7:24am by gonzolove

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Maybe he bought some furniture or appliances as well...

#17 - On 10/13/2009 at 7:52am by Puolukka

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I suppose that is always a possibility.

#60 - On 10/14/2009 at 4:43am by gonzolove

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oh come on, this has to be fake. your telling me that this woman a "mental patient" patient implying she was in hospital, broke out, stole someones ID and hasn't been caught for 2 and a half years? if she was in an asylum, they'd have been looking for her, and she'd have had a condition serious enough to have needed locking up, one that would surely be noticeable after 2 years. if she can function in society for that long with no apparant "crazy" behaviour, then she wouldn't have needed to steal someone elses ID, because she'd be more or less normal and living her own life, maybe medicated.

#15 - On 10/13/2009 at 7:37am by IndigoKitty

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Some people are put in a mental institution or asylum even if they don't need to. It happens. Not saying she probably doesn't have issues, but suggesting that in her time at the asylum/institution, she recovered or made significant improvements?

Who knows?

#39 - On 10/13/2009 at 2:05pm by monster_tamer

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nvm.

#54 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:54pm by GreenHacker

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She wasn't lying when she said she was crazy in love.

#16 - On 10/13/2009 at 7:51am by nokillnobeepbeep

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Nice man. How come more people haven't admired this comment?

#53 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:44pm by DoomJeff91

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At least she came clean?

#18 - On 10/13/2009 at 7:59am by tomakobriefs

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Are those two related?
http://www.fmylife.com/love/5810614

#19 - On 10/13/2009 at 8:18am by Kairos

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I think I dated her, too.

#20 - On 10/13/2009 at 8:50am by AKC1

confessions tend to be true. otherwise they wouldn't be a confession.

#21 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:08am by pointerdog

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Oh, well. It happens.

#22 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:23am by moonlight_daze

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This sounds like bullshit and like the storyline of the movie and book Choke by Chuck P.

#23 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:30am by seachristie

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How can you prove that this guy deliberatley ripped this fml story off some movie/book that a good majority of people dont even know what it is? Im sure as hell that I never knew that it never existed. This may be a coincidence that this fml story and this movie/book happen to be similar.

#55 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:55pm by Jakester

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tootally sounds like choke! if was written by the guy who wrote fight club, not that obscure! :)

#67 - On 05/10/2010 at 2:40am by possumawesome

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she was lying. she just doesn't like you.

i'm mostly joking.

#26 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:26am by trebizond

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Sounds kinky.

#28 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:09am by cthulhu1138

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But if you haven't noticed her crazy then what is the problem? Stolen identity aside, she is still your girlfriend.

#29 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:32am by jailbot

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OMG that is hi-larious!! wow that really sucks though, but more funny than not!

#30 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:45am by avcureton_101

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So what? That doesn't change your relationship. I mean, she could have never confessed, as many many many other people in the world would do. Besides, almost everyone has a fucking mental problem these days, or think they do.

#31 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:50am by containsnosoy

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The real question is this... Does she f*ck so good you're on top of it?

#32 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:52am by deucebrew

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N E I . . Not Enuff Info . . . LOTS missing;

How does it cost $3,000 to move in with someone?!? Are you moving across the country? Have you actually met her?!?!? Or are you getting a place for the 2 of you to live together?
Is she currently a mental patient or is she telling you about her past? If current, is she on medication??
Is the identity you know her as the one she stole or her real one?
You have NO fuckin way to know when she's lying to you. Why assume the ID theft story is the truth?!?

If she's got 2 IDs, are you doing a 3-way with them?!?!

#34 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:08pm by kukopia

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run away as fast as you can

#35 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:08pm by skyeyez9

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Is your name Dirk Nowitzki? That is fucked up, sorry dude.

#36 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:33pm by donkey_hang_down

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wow, this is insane..but probably not as much as your girlfriend is haha lame. but OP how did you not notice this?

#37 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:32pm by kisseshugsdrugs

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Was the other identity hot? Dude, three-way!

#42 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:00pm by Emperor_Jim

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If your only 3 grand in the hole and you've already discovered she's a loonie, you are getting out of this very lucky my friend. For most of us it takes a mortgage, several paid off cars, a cottage, and kids before we discovery they are nuts.

Very lucky indeed.

#43 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:21pm by Sevventh

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and you wondered why that hot crazy sex was so hot and crazy it was because it was with a crazy person

#45 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:59pm by shirvon100

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And yet you've been together two years. She already sounds saner than a lot of the women who post here.

#46 - On 10/13/2009 at 5:00pm by FoundManyLemons

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Your a legend ! I would write a movie about this

#47 - On 10/13/2009 at 8:36pm by raphael2110

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Hm. You didn't realize she was ill beforehand, so it sounds to me like she might have it pretty well contained. Why is this an FML? You have a strong girlfriend, be proud.

#49 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:44pm by DameGreyWulf

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umm... okay.... wow...

#50 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:23pm by bobo_69_

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YDI...to be with your girlfriend that long and not realize she has some mental issues is......crazy!

#52 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:13pm by Parkbench

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crazy kinky sexy time??

#56 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:56pm by Jakester

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IMO you are not hosed. I know someone who married a girl they'd dated for 9 months...then this person downshifted into untreated psycho bitch mode and everything went to ultra shit. He's never heard anything about it from her, and he is now very single.

I assume that you probably know this girl better than that; the fact that she actually told you is VERY good. Only if you had found out yourself after moving in would this be really terribly horrible.

Don't be an asshole and leave, help her out.

#57 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:00am by x5d13

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Yeah, I am sure everything will work out... until she kills him.

#58 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:11am by nofxtime

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I don't get it. What is so expensive about this move? You have to make a down payment on a house, or pay to ship your belongings to another country or something? Overseas?

#61 - On 10/14/2009 at 10:52am by ozymandias

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okay did you love her?
Yes: then stfu and keep on lovin.
No: shoulda broke up with the crazy btch before.

duh asshole.

#62 - On 10/14/2009 at 5:00pm by zombieattack

That's why you're not supposed to move in with someone that could be quite temporary.

#63 - On 10/14/2009 at 7:32pm by bgpink

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Does this mean you were going to move in with her, then when you got to her place it ended up being a mental ward?

#64 - On 10/27/2009 at 4:28pm by Fontario4

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YDI for saying $3,000 dollars.

#65 - On 11/05/2009 at 12:10am by GreenDayRHCP

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ouch

#66 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:26pm by dreamer13

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