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Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20194) - you deserved it (2370)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:22am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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