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Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19987) - you deserved it (1837)

On 12/23/2008 at 2:43am - misc - by Plume - Sent from mobile version

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Asshole. Better off.

#2 - On 04/04/2009 at 12:01am by Etc80

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thats my birthday, too. but i didn't get a text like that....lucky girl

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 8:47am by that girl

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