Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13267) - you deserved it (1070)
On 12/23/2008 at 2:43am - misc - by Plume - Sent from mobile version
zazadudu's life also sucksToday, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I…
surfdown also deserved itToday, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML
Asshole. Better off.
#2 - On 04/04/2009 at 12:01am by Etc80
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thats my birthday, too. but i didn't get a text like that....lucky girl
#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 8:47am by that girl
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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