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wowwww. tell her that she owes u the money for it now xD
Tell her, (even if it's not true):
My guitar is my life...and you cut the strings. I'll remember that when you're dying in the hospital hooked up to machines...I'll cut the strings for you.
EPIC WIN
Make her pay for new ones, if not break something of hers.
Wow 34#, that's really cruel for $5 or $10 guitar strings.
How do you go through life with thoughts like that ? :x
I hope you're not hated...
it was a joke...I know guitar strings only cost like $10...I have one myself. Yamaha AEX 500
ahhahahahahahahahahah poooneed :D
jUST WAKE HER UP BY PLAYING AND WHEN SHE GETS MAD, WHACK OVER THR HEAD WITH IT :)
( it's in caps on accident can't be bothered to retype t)
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YDI for not taking better care of your guitar.
Ouch! If you pull that one off OP then you are my hero.
SUE HER FOR IT! you can do it!
maybe she will leave them for u in her will?
Damn, is your grandma amish or something?
#2 - On 10/11/2009 at 5:10pm by EWKHou
oh my god
your grandma cut your 10 dollar strings what a horrible life
I'm a little more concerned that it was on the floor.
Exactly. Guitar strings cut, whatever
Les Paul on the floor? Yikes.
Whats wrong with it being on the floor??? Nothing, and yea, this isnt a FML at all..... $10 strings??? If your that hard up for cash then I might start a donation here at the FML.com and give it to someone who really needs it....
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well gud for you, give yourself a cookie
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i think i will
Stupid bitch, I'd break her hip and tell her it was the devils idea.
Wah, fucking wah. How about you save up and buy a titanium set so this doesn't happen again.
But seriously though, $10 and about 7 minutes of your time has been wasted. You whiny bitch.
Oh and to #4, you're having as much of a strop as the OP. Grow up.
You dont get it do you? The point isnt the strings, its that the les paul was found on the floor. It was probably scratched or chipped on its way there, or scratched by the grandma's scissors or whatnot.
Oh no! Not the Floor! Dun dun dunnn.
It's a floor. If it did any damage then the guitar was a piece of shit in the first place.
Yes, Gibson Les Paul is the ultimate piece of shit. -_- retard... The floor might not have been carpeted or was tile. In that case it easily could be damaged.
"Wah-fucking-wah"? My guitar makes that sound too!
It never said Gibson, it very well might be an epiphone "special" (shudders). Also, this is why you don't leave guitars out. Or get ones that can't stand a few scratches. Tele's don't look good until there's no paint left on the front.
I don't think Grandma's familiar with the Golden Rule.
I say you steal her knitting needles.
That'll show her.
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PUT HER IN A RETIREMENT HOME! One where they force elderly people to pick cotton.
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Sounds like that old episode of Proud's Family on Disney.
Edit: Oops didn't know I posted twice. Thought it didn't post.
The Proud's weren't picking cotton because they were retired...
Seriously? Guitar strings aren't very expensive. Replace them - it isn't hard. This is in no way an FML - if she had damaged the guitar itself, then it'd be worthy, but strings? Come on!
i'd say that the fml is in the fact that his grandma is a religious freak ok?
yeah, but removing all the strings at once can warp the fretboard, dumbass
The fretboard will start to warp if the tension the strings create is missing for an extended period of time. A day or two won't hurt. If anything, the most the OP will have to do is a slight truss rod adjustment, and I doubt he'll even need to for this, since I assume he plays it every day, and his grandma probably cut them that same day.
Feck off troll - it takes time for the fingerboard to warp. Wood shift takes time, and if it took enough time for him to notice his unstrung guitar such that it were permanently and noticeably damaged, he should not be playing a Les Paul in the first place. He found the guitar in his bedroom - it is almost a certainty that he found it within 12 hours, and as such, any damage would be temporary and microscopic, fixed simply by the reapplication of the tension of new strings. On the off-chance that he didn't return for several days, there exists a thing called a truss rod, which exists for the express purpose of correcting neck warp. I suggest you learn more of wood as well as guitars before correcting someone.
I do feel sorry for OP having to deal with his grandma, I just don't feel it is an FML
Yeah run screaming from the bible belt bitch before she starts burning crosses on peoples lawns
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Oh boo hoo. Go spend $5 on another pack of Ernie Ball, D'Addie, GHS, or whatever strings.
Or better yet, put on another set of strings, because as a guitarist, you SHOULD have spare packs laying around.
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So what? ZOMG she cut your strings! Replacing strings takes like 5 minutes and I've never seen a pack of strings is like 5 dollars. If the guitar itself was damaged (and it's a Gibson not an Epiphone) then FYL. If it wasn't, it's not bad at all, you probably needed to change strings anyway. Atleast you don't have a Floyd rose tremolo like my guitar. Restringing can tale an hour and you have to resting like every 2 weeks.
Seriously though, 5 dollars for a new pack of strings=FML? Do you think that guitar is broken forever? If you do, WTF are you doing with a Les Paul anyway
Haha that's what I was thinking, it would be A TON worse if you have a Floyd Rose. Such a pain to restring. But still, FYL, hope you can restring it before the neck warps
The fretboard is designed to have the tension of the strings on it. Removing them all at once can warp it, which decreases the sound quality.
Whilst you're right that it can warp the neck, it does happen instantly. You can leave it stringless for about a day.
paint stigmata signs on her while she's asleep. Also, make a crucifix out of 2 dildo's and leave it by her bed; just to see what she does.
maybe your terrible play was killing her...did she throw holy water on you?
Dude, everyone knows the devil plays the violin. Tell your grandmother to get with the program.
as long as you're not in Georgia playing the fiddle, the devil will leave you alone
Hey, I've heard he plays the banjo too. Guess everyone's a little hick at heart.
Hells yeah, the devil plays violin! :D
Wrong its the Fiddle
Futurama FTW.
Wrong It's the Violin
Tartini FTW
I agree with 14. Your playing must suck.
Also, advise your grandma not to cut the strings if she doesn't want to lose an eye. Guitar strings can be pretty dangerous.
oh boohoo, just buy new strings. if she broke the guitar, then thats a different story.
R.I.P. Les Paul
Get Elixir strings. They're expensive, but they're supposed to last like forever.
The fact that Elixirs are $10 a pack for electric strings doesn't change the fact that they're susceptible to a wire cutter. Same goes for any other strings you buy for a guitar.
In this case, it doesn't matter if OP was using cheap Wal*Mart strings or Elixirs, they got cut regardless.
Yeah. I was just trying to recommend a good brand...
And strings are more like $15 or 20 a set.
elixers cost ten bux and last about 3 months (if you play alot), and they have a great sound that lasts longer.
The hell? My hyper-conservative baptist grandmother wouldn't even do that. Hell, I was in the same room with her when my cousins were blaring heavy fucking metal. Even my great grandmother was there.
I say this is an FML because his grandma is psycho. Just think... this is only her "first warning." The next time, she'll snap the neck...
Yeah I agree w / 25
seriously its not like she broke your guitar just buy strings their liek a bit more than 5 $ dollars a pack and your probably have some spares anyways
So let me get this straight.... Guitar strings are about 5 dollars a pack? JESUS, why do every person on fml repeat the same point over and over again???? 90% of the comments on this site is identical to the comment before...
Strings don't cost that much, so that's not the main point of the FML. The main point is that they have a ridiculously conservative grandma. I hate people like that. If anyone cut up my guitar strings after hearing me play because they think I'm playing inappropriate stuff, I'd force them to listen until they go deaf. That's what they deserve.
What were you playing, heavy metal? If not, that makes it worse. I play metal, so if I had your grandma, not only would my guitar be cut up, it would be completely smashed....and then, I'd throw the broken pieces at her and force her to eat them. Fucking ridiculously religious people.
I don't believe in devil music I mean if god wanted us not to play music we would be dead right now =D
I'm gonna wild out on this one and say YDI for not serenading nanah on an acoustic in mellow old school autumn style, like some Nick Drake. fuck yeah.
fuck you. even though underoath is better
Which like saying cancer is better than AIDS.
id rather listen to underoath or tdwp than some pop or rap shit
tdwp = win.
all the haters are just jealous.
go ahead and flame me see if i care ;)
What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?
"?"
Bingo!
I don't get it. :-/
And btw, this isn't the first time a comment of yours puzzled me..
That's freaking brilliant.
I am a satanist so that really pisses me off
Cut off all her hair and tell her Jesus told you to do it.
YDI for playing devil's music.
baha thats not fucked its average dude i break my guitars strings all the time wow you just another ordinary human aye
Has anyone realized that it was wrong of his Grandma to damage his property? Just because it's inexpensive to fix does not give her the right to damage his stuff.
I say you make it clear that the destruction of personal property is NEVER ok, no matter whose God says it's ok.
#56 - On 10/11/2009 at 6:37pm by Reyo
My dad did the same thing, haha..
FYL
If it was on the floor, who knows what else is damaged? Strings are cheap. Pickups, not necessarily.
And for the record, I quit playing guitar for years in college because I couldn't afford to restring it. Just because it's inexpensive doesn't mean its affordable for all.
cutting off all the strings is bad for the neck. I'd be more worried abou that than the money
use the strings to strangle her
burn the bitch, and tell her shes a heretic. its not about the money its about the principle which is, shes a bitch
steal her medicine!! thatll teach grandma
Oh god, I would've killed her.
I have a Les Paul as well.. and even though it's not my favourite of my guitars, I still love it.
At least you can replace the strings. (Y)
My childhood friend's mother was like this. She became a Jehovah's Witness when my friend was about eight, and did shit like this all through her teen years. Forced meetings, music posters ripped off walls and thrown in the trash, broken cassettes, lectures, arguments, the whole works. They never had one conversation that didn't end in screaming.
*sigh*
That makes me kind of mad.
Geez. So many people commenting with things like, "Stop whining, changing the strings isn't hard, waaah you crybaby." OP's grandma was a jerk for no reason. She damaged something that belonged to him--maybe not severely, but still.
If I went up to your car and purposely--but lightly--scratched it, you'd be mad. It doesn't cost much to repair a minor scratch, but you'd still be mad at me for doing it. Same situation.
I wouldn't be mad if you scratched my car because I wouldn't be able to tell your scratch from all the others and the dings and rust LOL
But still, this sucks. Steal some money out of her purse to pay for any damage done. Old people don't trust credit cards and debit cards and usually carry around a lot of cash.
Then go buy a locked case or something.
Haha, good point. Maybe the car example wasn't the best one.
That is true. I hate how hypocrisy is at its finest right now.
YDI for playing devil's music.
This is why we need health care reform and death panels.
For everyone saying "it's just strings", when all the strings of a guitar are cut off, the neck will warp and change, making the guitar practically unfixable.
So it's cost of strings+HUGE cost of truss rod/neck repair.
dude, im a black metal fan too and that is total bullshit
your guitar is most likely fucked
what year Les Paul?
I have to say it's a FML because who's to say she wouldn't just do it repeatedly.
He should tell his parents that she did this if he's a minor though.
#74 - On 10/11/2009 at 7:43pm by TotalPandamonium
well strings are at least cheap and easy to replace so it's not that bad. just get some new ones
That was a really original comment!!! I cant belive nobody has mentioned that in the past 76 comments!!! Thank you for your contribution!!"
like i said i dont believe in abuse but i really like watching girls get their ass kicked on ufc.
Oh man...FYL dude. I own 3 guitars including a Les Paul and if anything happened to them I'd probably cry...so I
definately feel ya.
#85 - On 10/11/2009 at 9:09pm by jw90
this totally makes me think of Detroit Rock City. Knights In Satan's Service. ahha
All you idiots who are saying "OMG it's just strings, replace them" are missing the point of this FML. It's an FML because his grandma damaged his property (although the damage was minimal) for ridiculous religious purposes, it has nothing to do with strings.
Furthermore, let's say he replaces the strings. What makes you think his grandma won't do the exact same thing again? Better yet, she probably will do some serious damage after finding out that cutting the strings has no effect on the "devil music". God, this site is so full of morons.
I guess you know that it's not the strings, which you can replace, it's the grandma. If you replace the strings, she'll just do something even worse to the guitar, like snap it in half.
Sorry about the crazy grandma... :(
*twitch*
Luckily I can only mediocrly play 'Stairway' and Jeff Beck's version of 'A Day In The Life'. Cuz my mamaw would totally do that. Good thing she lives two hours away! And lucky, you have a Les Paul! Page, Harrison, Slash, a bunch of great guitarists play that. It has to be my favorite. That or a Epiphone Casino or a Rickenbacker (*is a Beatles nerd*)
I dont get whats up with everyone saying "Fucking idiot, strings cost like 5$! YDI!!!!!!!!!!'
Its probley the fact that his grandmother is a nut, and will damage his property to get the message.
Eh, I'm more of a Strat fan, Explorer if I want humbuckers. Anyways, strings are 5 bucks, you probably needed an excuse to get some fresh strings anyways. Honestly, I'm surprised the headstock didn't break off since you said it was on the floor. I guess she laid it down instead of just dropping it.
i would be like "just die already grandma"
#94 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:20pm by t_stephens67
At least it was just the strings.
oh my god thats so brutal!
well at least it was just the strings, and she didnt sell or break your guitar in some way
you should sit her down and tell her she needs to buy you new strings, cause that is totally uncalled for :(
sorry man..
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No, it's not religion. It's the people who use religion to justify their wrong actions.
kme123.... kiss does NOT stand for knights in satans service, it is a rumor and its just kiss..
no secret meanings... kiss.
also, yeah... it does the mom in that movie is whacked. :P
nd to all you a-holes saying it aint expensive, i bet youd all be feeling thew same way if and you family member did the same thing to something that belongs to you and says " its the item of the devil".op tell her to screw herself.
I say instead of replacing the strings, replace your grandma.
I'd make it seem like grandma went a little senile and mixed up some meds...
Learn how to say "Satan commands me to play his music" over and over again, either backwards or in latin.
dude....your grand mother needs to learn a lesson in life the hard way, my gf hid my guitar once as a joke cuz she thought im being to occupied with it n i should be having sex wth her instead, i didnt talk to her again for 2 weeks,,, ( coming to think of it, i just started wondering if she posted an FML around here smwhere, LOL)
THAT SUCKS MAN!!!
I would DIE!!! SUE!!
#108 - On 10/11/2009 at 11:22pm by energyphuck
Um, Les Pauls are like the GODFATHER of guitars... I think most juries would let you off for killing her as "justifiable homocide". Besides, anyone that deep into their religion is probably ready to go meet their god(s).
The YDI's are at 666 right now.
Oh, the irony D:
Is anyone else getting the point that SHE TOSSED A LES PAUL ON THE FLOOR?! Considering that the father of modern electric guitars and rock n' roll died so recently this should be considered sacrilege.
hahaahhaaha curse those grandmas
Shit, I'd fucking strangle my grandma if she did that to my Les Paul! Fucking wrinkly religious psycho-bitch.
What kind do you have? I have an ebony Les Paul Studio.
Shit, I'd fucking strangle my grandma if she did that to my Les Paul! Fucking wrinkly religious psycho-bitch.
What kind do you have? I have an ebony Les Paul Studio.
Grow a set. Go buy new fuckin strings, it really is not that big a deal, hell i'd be fine with that. it'd give me an excuse to change the strings. oh and by the sounds of it you clearly don't change them often so this was a good thing. go cry bout it some more
Got an Les Paul SG- Angus Young style
Well playing devil's music was a stupid thing to do, wasn't it? Hopefully you've learned your lesson and will now stick to playing gospel. Loudly, in front of your grandmother's house every night while she's trying to sleep.
YDI for living in West Virginia. No, seriously.. Over fifty percent of that state describes themselves as "Evangelical" Christians. And this was your West Virginia GRANDMA? Yeah, this sounds about right..
wel what a bitch strings are cheap lol like evryone has said but she could have damaged it if it was on tbe fucking floor well FYL
You should be glad that your guitar is still in one piece. Strings can be replaced.
YDI for playing a les paul. YOU FAIL
Sounds like it's time for grandma to be sent to the home.
Or the grave yard.
Gibson Flying V + Fender Mustang + Gibson J200 +Epiphone Casino stolen = FML.
OP's story does not.
strings are really easy to replace. it's not an FML.
aw that sucks. but it depends on if it was a Gibson or an Epiphone. Gibsons are really good, epiphones aren't. so, FML if it's a gibson, if not, oh well, go buy strings. either way, extremely easy to replace.
take the bible she keeps under her pillow and set it on fire in front of her face and also tell her "I'll be playing at your funeral" :)
For all of you who are criticizing Christians...I play at church and let me tell you...that's not how all of us are...it's more the old school tradional way of thinking...if you can to the church I play at, our music has alot of similarities with U2, creed, and many rock bands you're familiar with. OP that was a crappy thing to do...yesterday I found my 800 dollar strat with not only a string broken, but two places where something was knocked against it and chipped through the finish into the wood. She should NOT have touched your guitar. At the church I grew up in what I play at church would most likely be called devils music too. Not because of the lyrics but the sound apparently makes it automatically bad. That really sucks...I'm sorry your g-ma did that.,.to everyone that said just get new strings...it's the principle of it. Yeah they're cheap but the guitar may not have needed new strings. I usually go through a set about every 2 weeks...so it gets pricey when I'm replacing strings in 2 or 3 guitars every 2 weeks. So shutup. Anyway, that's that...if you are from eastern Oklahoma area check out thebod.tv were not that kind of church...come check things out.

Wow, I'm a Satanist. Just turn off her pacemaker and destroy all instuments she likes because she's playing God's Gayshit. FUCK RELIGION
probably effed up the neck.
I can't believe I read thru all these comments and not one of you tarts said the OBVIOUS solution to this...
Buy new strings, AND a LOCK for your DOOR!!
Then you make it VERY clear to G-ma'ma that fucking with your stuff is unacceptable and will not be tolerated.
If she's got her own bathroom, put a cpl drops of brake fluid in her glass of water for her teeth.
Holy shit. I would have killed her.
My guitar is holy.
This is why this site needs the option of talking with the original poster directly so those of us that side with him can help him get revenge.
Time to play smash guitar in granny's face! :D
Oh sky-cake, why are you so tasty?
#148 - On 10/12/2009 at 11:59am by Grangoire
PATTON OSWALT IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and so insightful.
busted_love i am quite perfectly aware it doesn't stand for that, i was simply quoting the movie...
Yep Mine would do the same stuff and yell at me out of no where with Names...
Then shed call the police and have me arrested for Disorderly Conduct
Fyl Fyl Fyl
But have hope shes gonna die soon.
Like Sarah Silverman sings.
Well if it was a gibson les paul i feel very very sorry for you. If it was an eppiphone, I would not feel as bad because eppis are not half as nice as a gibson. Thats why i keep my Gibson SG LOCKED in its case when im not playing it. I hope your les paul is ok though. And it might be a good idea to invest in a case that has a lock on it if you dont own one already.
Be glad she only ruined the strings and didn't smash the guitar or something. Strings don't cost that much and, provided they weren't cut for that long, the guitar should be fine.
Still, that was a real bitch move.
damn, this sucks so much, its pissing me off. my grandma is the same way, she spased out when she saw a starwars t-shirt saying may the force be with you, about how "only jesus is with me" and "there is no force, to the manager
YDI for playing the devil's music
Dude, seriously that sucks. But I agree with #154, thank god she didn't like rip out the pickups or something. Some grandmas just don't understand the beauty of rock n roll.
I HAVE PROOF SHE DAMAGED THE ACTUAL GUITAR!!!
It says in my Gibson owners manual, that you should NEVER have all the strings removed at the same time.
Here's a quote from the manual on the subject of strings:
"When changing strings, we recommend changing one string at a time in order to maintain tension on the neck and bridge. The pressure of the strings holds the bridge and saddles it in place, and removing all the strings could necessitate a new setup."
See? The crazy religious bitch DID damage the guitar!
It's in the manual on page 21.
lol just go to he house in the middle of the night and play it wile she's sleeping
WTF??? Devil's music??? Well it depends on what song ur playing. If u were playing an ordinary rock song then she is stupid. It even states in the Bible that God likes art. Your Grandma is a terrible Christian if you playing any song besides an anti Christ song.
btw, I'm not christian but I have to go to a christian school
I voted that your life sucks, but you have a Les Paul. You have either rich parents or a fuckload of money. Quit bawwwwwing so much about it and tell your grandma to pay for the damages. 10 dollars for new strings. If you need your truss rod fixed, then she should pay for that also.
Christianity, just like all of the Abrahamic religions, is false because it is based off of the delusional belief that a god exists.
I voted that your life sucks, but you have a Les Paul. You have either rich parents or a fuckload of money. Quit bawwwwwing so much about it and tell your grandma to pay for the damages. 10 dollars for new strings. If you need your truss rod fixed, then she should pay for that also.
Christianity, just like all of the Abrahamic religions, is false because it is based off of the delusional belief that a god exists.
FYL, Man. People never understand that "Devil's Music" is just a genre of music, not a f**king religious debate.
Lawl. I have the best of both worlds.
I play a Les Paul, and play in a worship band for my youth group. No cut strings here har har. :p
Strings don't even cost that much, so quit crying and spend the $5 on a new set of Ernie's.
it's not like she trashed the actual gutair, just the strings. replace em:)
You found a dead guy with no strings on?!? O_O
haha I'm kidding, no disrespect to the legend. you don't need to tell us your guitar, just say guitar next time
you get two thumbs up and half a cookie....
....(sorry i was hungry)
Shoot ur bitch of a grandma in da nutz
at least strings don't cost much. I got a Gibson sg special, I like them better.
Well, it is the Devil's Music.
buy more and PLAY LOUDER!!!!!!
dude, cut your bitch ass grandmother's hair, see how she likes that.
YDI for living in West Virginia. What else would you expect living in the American equivalent of Waziristan, PK?
lol dude that sucks for you, but strings are inexpensive and replacible (yep i spelled it wrong xD)
id be worried that the guitar was on the ground...not a good sign
and my dad absolutly refuses to let me get new strings untill the ones i have (the ones that came with it) break....thats just stupid :(
fuck your grandma. get new strings, tune it to drop c, learn waking the demon by BFMV and play it for her and give her a fucking heart attack to kill her, and take all of her money from her purse for the strings.
just because it sounds "devilish" doesn't mean it's devil music.
TDWP and Underoath are christian bands(:
Although I say that whenever my parents tell me to turn the music down, they still consider it "demonic" -.- lawlz.
Pictured above we have a prime example of what is legally known as "justifiable homicide."
...fuck the nursing home. straight to execution by bare hands.
fuckin with a guys heavy metal.
If the actual guitar is damaged, FLY. If it's ligit... that shit's expensive.
Strings can be replaced easily though....
but your grandma's a psycho.
She did probably damage the guitar itself aswell. When you cut all of the strings off at once, the neck of the guitar will be relieved off much pressure quickly. That makes the neck bend slightly, the wood stretch (might crack) and you get a more "sour" sound from it, especially on an expensive guitar like a Gibson. That is why you shan't remove all of the strings at once when changing them.
Your last sentence makes you sound like a huge tool. Shan't stands for shall not, and since you aren't controlling them, it's only a recommendation. The word you're looking for is shouldn't because you're only advising against it. I agree with you on how it fucks up the guitar though. If anyone did that to me, I would probably start crying. Lmao.
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