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Today, I realized I've been acting very paranoid lately. I was mugged a few weeks ago, so I've been nervous. I've been holding my hands in my pockets and looking around on my way outside from work. Apparently, that's grounds to arrest someone under suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon. FML

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On 10/11/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by PackingSpaceHeat (man) - United States (New York)

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is that a concealed weapon or are you just glad to see me?

#2 - On 10/11/2009 at 2:20pm by Jizzylol

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hah so, you didn't have a weapon so nothing serious went down

#1 - On 10/11/2009 at 2:18pm by lendmeyourteeth

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