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Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he went up the stairs, "It stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the bin. We can eat sandwiches. FML
Oh f*** that. Make him eat half-cooked rice/pasta for a few days- impact his bowels.
Food is important to me, and my darling boyfriend slaves at cooking a variety of things for me as a treat sometimes, which is absolutely delicious and precious. You need to find someone who appreciates your talents, as you obviously cook with love.
You should have let him seen all the tasty warm food but then given him a plate of sandwiches (crappy, cold ones at that). Then you eat all the food you made while he enjoys his half-assed P&J.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.