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Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9579) - you deserved it (53270)

On 10/10/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by loser - Sent from mobile version

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wow. I can imagine doing that

#1 - On 10/10/2009 at 7:25pm by superstephen4

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fake, you always have to grab your member and pull it out, and you would've also felt warm urine run down your leg

#19 - On 10/10/2009 at 8:15pm by Pastor_Rich

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