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Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10462) - you deserved it (55753)

On 10/10/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by loser - Sent from mobile version

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wow. I can imagine doing that

#1 - On 10/10/2009 at 7:25pm by superstephen4

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Don't guys need to... aim? Do you usually just let it flop about while you pee?

#4 - On 10/10/2009 at 7:28pm by TheKitsune

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