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Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33191) - you deserved it (10997)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:13am - misc - by shitballs_911 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

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Oh man that sucks major but is hella funny, sorry man. XD

#1 - On 10/07/2009 at 2:02pm by Dusa

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GET TO THE CHOPPA!

#7 - On 10/07/2009 at 2:11pm by Mr_Tuff_Guy

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