Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20891) - you totally deserved it (7208)
On 10/07/2009 at 7:13am - misc - by shitballs_911 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)
LOL, I can't think of a reasonable situation where you WOULDN'T NOTICE 20 people behind bushes and trees near you. They must be pretty sneeky.
#76 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:58pm by IamSpartacus
ive played paintball and been hit, it sucks..but ITS PAINTBALL. im not an idiot im stating fact you cunt. this is actually a reply to #67 idk why its up here.
#98 - On 10/08/2009 at 7:12pm by kisseshugsdrugs
not really an FML. more of a my friends got me good. suck it up and move on.
#12 - On 10/07/2009 at 2:21pm by Leon_S_Kennedy
just what I was thinking, I mean, yeah it would hurt but its funny
#27 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:09pm by Sun_Kissed18
i totally misinterpreted the "doing it" part. what was in the balls you were using???
#15 - On 10/07/2009 at 2:33pm by paivarotti
Haha, thats great! Sucks for you, but pretty creative way to make sure everyone's on time next time around.
LMAO! That's AWESOME! I hope someone caught it on tape and put it on youtube. That would be even more awesome!
hahaha I think this FML just made my day I thought it sucked when I got hit by a paintball on my knuckle that must have really sucked.
Wow, I'm glad I'm not the only one who misinterpreted the "doing it in the woods" part.
#20 - On 10/07/2009 at 2:46pm by morella_xx
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I bet you cried, ha you little crybaby, why do you cry so much crybaby, just keep crying see if i care all that crying will do no good STOP CRYING your so annoying if i hear you cry one more time i will not talk to you again... Fine keep crying i dont care anymore
#23 - On 10/07/2009 at 2:54pm by ananamoose
Is it me or did it sound like "It was my friends paint ball party and we were DOING IT in a nearby forest" I swear I had to read it like 3 times over to understand she meant the paintball fight.
not an fml at all. you should post this on www.IAmAGiantPussy.com
#33 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:35pm by ifinishlast
Damn bro! that sux haha but wait till there sleeping and show them what a suprise paintball feels like :D
I do this all the time to my friends when I play airsoft. I like your friends.
#36 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:41pm by CaptainBlake
Not much, unless it's at point blank, on bare skin, or someone has his velocity jacked up far too high.
#47 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:39pm by thousandinone
i'v always found they hurt a fair amount even at a medium ranch...and obviously they were at close range if they all jumped out of the trees...they wernt exactly gonna of formed a mile wide circle around them..think about it
#56 - On 10/07/2009 at 5:44pm by whatwasthatnoise
So you were late to paintball because you and your friend were having sex in the woods. Weird. YDI for being a sexual deviant.
#40 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:59pm by NumberZine
haha it took me five minutes to get that you weren't having sex
oh yeah and fail
#41 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:16pm by deafgirlwalking
Actually #40, he meant that they were having the paintball match in the woods.
And to the OP..I like your friends. That's not really an FML, but it's funny regardless.
#42 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:18pm by bummerd00de
Either you were really late and you completely deserved it, or you're such an expendable 'friend' that your so-called friends conspired against you ahead of time. In which case you probably deserve that too.
Game over man, game over.
#49 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:53pm by gameoverman
acronyms are useless if you have to write out what they mean
#66 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:36pm by leisl14
how does getting ambushed by friends with paintballs me they dont like you exactly? its just funny...i would do it, and generally..i like my friends, thts why i call them my friends...directed towards number #49 btw.. not sure why it didnt put it where i told it to
#58 - On 10/07/2009 at 5:47pm by whatwasthatnoise
That will teach you to be late! Unless you are a homo and like balls flying at your face, in which case this would not be an FML
#59 - On 10/07/2009 at 5:51pm by andlifesuxagain
How is this an FML? That's fun! Your friends anticipated your arrival to their hella-awesome party and tricked you. They didn't forget about you, nor did they do it out of spite or hate...it was all in fun. You even had gear on, so it couldn't have hurt much. Sorry that your friends like you.
#60 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:05pm by Chopperman
lolz your friends are funny. just bring some frozen paintballs next time and get them all back.
#62 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:09pm by epicwinmaster
wait so you were playing paintball and you got hit? why is this an FML? stop bitching.
#64 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:30pm by kisseshugsdrugs
Great to see an FML that isn’t depressing, this is how they all should be.
#65 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:32pm by Meizlizard
Good thing you geared up first. #64 you're an idiot get 20 people to shoot you at once all within a close range or point blank. See how you like it.
wow i would love to have friends who actually TOLD ME ( in 1 way or another like the sorry) they were going to ambush you ... yea i was scared
#71 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:40pm by martinezcory
How is this an FML? You were playing a game and lost. It's not like you were shot up while you were naked. Your life is hardly fucked...this is just a funny story to tell people.
YDI for being a pussy that can't handle the game you chose to play.
#75 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:47pm by mastershinigami
that's not an fml! that's the whole fun of paintball! I would love to be able to play paintball but
#77 - On 10/07/2009 at 10:19pm by xSceneSceneBabyx
thats not a FML, thats awesome
even if i was the one getting pelted i would have to laugh afterwards
#81 - On 10/07/2009 at 11:32pm by portablecupid
I'm sorry .. I lol-ed .. very funny actually .. maybe FML for u :D
#82 - On 10/07/2009 at 11:51pm by KalvinAlexander
Today, my friend was late to my paintball party so we all waited and wrote a note that said sorry and put it on a tree, when he read it we ambushed him from the bushes. Too bad he posted it on FML before I did. FML
Next time get there early so you can apologize to the last schmuck to arrive with a paintball ambush.
Pull the stick out of your bum. That is a hilarious joke. You need to recognize the humor in those situations and go with it.
#91 - On 10/08/2009 at 10:08am by ObadiahtheSlim
ahhaha, you've got some great friends! seriously! YDI for being late though...
#92 - On 10/08/2009 at 10:32am by protooler31
two options: one: your the loser of the group. two: everyone loves you so much they planned that out just for you. which is it?
I live in Kingston and haven't seen any nearby forests, groups of trees in parks maybe but forests. Wherever it was it must of hurt, just be grateful that they were sorry, but it was probably too hilarious to pass up.
awr..i got excited when I saw Kingston coz i live in Barnsley.. but its not the same place..
#96 - On 10/08/2009 at 1:43pm by EatMyCrayonz
Do they even know how that thing hurts so f*cking much? they should get beat up
#104 - On 10/10/2009 at 9:59pm by Noamfer
That is when you should have gone super commando, pull out another gun, and shot the shit out of all of them. All in slow motion with cool and unnecessary stunts.
lmfao I read that wrong and I thought you did someone in the forest during the paintball party hahaha
#107 - On 02/14/2010 at 1:20am by imzdrummer
1) i read the 1st sentence and hit YDI. you shouldnt do "it" in a forest. (lol...)
2) it shouldve been more like Wanted. you see the sign, look down at a big red X, say "oh shi-" before gettnig sniped through the head from like 20 miles away.
3) i like 3 so added something random. bye bye now
