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Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair on my loofa. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29187) - you deserved it (5740)

On 10/06/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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