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Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22991) - you totally deserved it (5902)

On 10/05/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Sneezy123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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How is that even possible? Either way, FYL.

#1 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:25am by Tgump

I dunno, maybe the thought of holding the sneeze distracted the OP from her urge to fart

#31 - On 10/06/2009 at 7:21am by HahaYDI

OP had to fart as well, and the pressure of holding the sneeze back loosened up things downstairs, letting one rip.

YDI for holding the sneeze in while having to fart OP.

#43 - On 10/06/2009 at 12:40pm by TheTruth1428

i bet during the confusion and laughter at least 20 kids cheated off the person sitting next to them

#2 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:28am by TurdMonkey

HAHAHA YOU SNARTED? Yea this is the only fml ive laughed at in a good while

#47 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:29pm by nazooer

hahaha....snart

#53 - On 10/06/2009 at 8:22pm by xdyingxwishx

Heehee.
Fart.

#3 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:28am by Witchcraft

so its just a fart its natural

#4 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:29am by faceblaster3

that would've been embarassing!

#5 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:31am by lacho95

What hurts the most is when you sneeze so hard you fart.

#6 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:31am by TheGasMaskGuy

that is absolutely hilarious... sucks big time for you

#7 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:32am by Screwby25

lmao... and yes, FYL

#8 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:43am by MissNat

Lol, I would have tried to blame it on the closest person to me!

#9 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:45am by crzyry

beans beans that magical fruit!!!

#10 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:53am by fakepolice

The more you eat....

#49 - On 10/06/2009 at 6:22pm by UGFTW

...the more you toot!

#54 - On 10/06/2009 at 8:28pm by captain_cookie

hahahahaha im sorry this is hilarious

#11 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:59am by jessicaax

Well obviously it's fake. Women don't fart. :-P

#12 - On 10/06/2009 at 4:07am by campex

Actually that's a myth, women DO fart, it just smells like roses :)

#14 - On 10/06/2009 at 4:12am by lauralatch

And the sound of female farts is as beautiful as Tchaikovsky.

#18 - On 10/06/2009 at 5:15am by Witchcraft

Oh, I prefer a lovely bit of beethoven myself.

#20 - On 10/06/2009 at 5:33am by lauralatch

Very good ear you have!

#34 - On 10/06/2009 at 9:42am by Witchcraft

No, I have two ears...like most people.

#35 - On 10/06/2009 at 9:46am by lauralatch

Not if I can help it..

#44 - On 10/06/2009 at 12:48pm by riplikethat

What is that supposed to mean? Was that an attempt at humour? Because it was pretty awful. 3/10, must try harder.

#45 - On 10/06/2009 at 1:38pm by lauralatch

YDI for fol (farting out loud).

#13 - On 10/06/2009 at 4:08am by Jason_Q

ROFL OWNED

#15 - On 10/06/2009 at 4:23am by stairshurtz

Why wouldn't you just sneeze? I don't think it would disrupt the class THAT freaking much.

#16 - On 10/06/2009 at 4:26am by Tarynkd

I think the fart disturbed class more than a meer sneeze would.

#17 - On 10/06/2009 at 4:39am by sadiesykes

Learn to sneeze quietly. You can also push on the spot in between your nose and the top of your lip, it suppresses sneezes.

#19 - On 10/06/2009 at 5:31am by AllAplgs

that's not true. i've tried it.

#41 - On 10/06/2009 at 11:57am by leero

HAHA that's gotta suck to be you right now that's deffinately a never tell anyone about story LOL

#21 - On 10/06/2009 at 5:40am by laughingoutlouda

repeat.

#22 - On 10/06/2009 at 5:56am by nichole_wood

repeat.
Do I win?

#24 - On 10/06/2009 at 6:16am by lauralatch

More like FART

#23 - On 10/06/2009 at 6:14am by crazysaw

repeat?

#25 - On 10/06/2009 at 6:20am by laughingoutlouda

no.

#26 - On 10/06/2009 at 6:34am by lauralatch

ydi.... you should know bettee than to hold in a sneeze. i heard you could end up going deaf by holding it in.

#27 - On 10/06/2009 at 6:35am by xoxcinderellaxox

I was in a music hall for a study hall class and everyone was quiet until I sneezed and farted at the same time. It wasn't quiet anymore.

#28 - On 10/06/2009 at 6:44am by bosshaug

I saw this on an awkward penguin image.
And I love you for that, copypasta or not.

#29 - On 10/06/2009 at 6:51am by SarahinSane

lol, I do that all the time, espacialy after I eat Mexican food.

#30 - On 10/06/2009 at 7:15am by Bigmac87

Win.

#51 - On 10/06/2009 at 7:25pm by DanizzleXFoSho

Haha! This happens to me. :P Except I have to sneeze really hard.. then sometimes I fart.

#33 - On 10/06/2009 at 9:41am by glostik

ahaha how do sneezes turn into farts? ahhahaha

#36 - On 10/06/2009 at 9:52am by im_a_dinosaur

Sneezes don't magically turn into farts. More likely you had to fart as well as sneeze and let's face it, you would have done both. Next time don't hold your sneeze in, it'll mask the sound of the fart.

#38 - On 10/06/2009 at 10:34am by TheKitsune

Same thing happened to me...except it was in third grade...and I was taking some sort of spelling test.
And then the teacher was like "THAT REMINDS ME, SNACK IS IN 10 MINUTES!"
Worst. Day. EVAR.

#39 - On 10/06/2009 at 10:36am by Ohnothingreally

NEVER hold in a sneeze. Because it will almost always come out as something else.

#40 - On 10/06/2009 at 11:28am by Jbeatlebuggy

RE-taking it? FYL.

#42 - On 10/06/2009 at 12:24pm by ozymandias

OP, I know how it feels! Believe me! FOL!

#46 - On 10/06/2009 at 2:39pm by ButtVibrations

Gotta come out some way or the other 

#48 - On 10/06/2009 at 5:52pm by Crunchy08

The forces of nature will NOT be denied.

#50 - On 10/06/2009 at 7:22pm by caltain

lmao! So awkward cuz then you have to sit in there the whole rest of the test and everyone is disgusted and pissed cuz you broke their concentration. FYL.

#52 - On 10/06/2009 at 8:15pm by dramakat11

aauhahahahahah lmaooo

#56 - On 10/07/2009 at 12:10am by latinaaagal

I want the details! Was it a squeeling wail or just a loud blat? Oh, or was it one of those nasty, juicy ones? Hope you didn't soil yourself. Now that would suck. You should've gone ahead and sneezed. At the very least, you could've let it off before going in for the test.

#57 - On 10/07/2009 at 12:12am by blastvortex

1st to call out iPod!
Op: I would've just sneezed, or do what I do. I make my sneezes quiet, and nobody even knows I sneezed.

#58 - On 10/07/2009 at 12:33am by besad

Okay - you passed gas, but did you pass the test?

#59 - On 10/07/2009 at 1:02am by doof_fisch

FAIL! The ACT is only on weekends. Plus it hasn't been administered for this month yet.

#60 - On 10/07/2009 at 1:07am by zzalex92

Ahhhh Hilarious.. my favorite FML so far

#61 - On 10/07/2009 at 1:48am by kcbargeles

hahahahahaha. sheeet.

#62 - On 10/07/2009 at 2:49am by yaddameena

wow ive been there in a class of seven during a test... yea

#63 - On 10/07/2009 at 11:21am by skyterra47

omg ur life sux today worse than mine. many many thandks :)

#64 - On 10/07/2009 at 8:30pm by fmlfml2009

What doesn't come out the top comes out the bottom. Hahaha

#65 - On 10/07/2009 at 10:18pm by Honda288

Holy crap..I laughed so hard I cried. Thanks for making my day!

PS:Sorry you had to go through the embarrassment of a whole class of people hearing you rip.

#66 - On 10/09/2009 at 7:53pm by 123life

Lmao owned

#67 - On 10/10/2009 at 8:56am by R0flCopter

XD omg wow... If I were in the same room I would have busted up laughing.. that's hysterical! Totally sucks though. ACT's a hard test...

#68 - On 10/10/2009 at 7:33pm by HahaBob

Girls DO fart! Ah-HA!

#69 - On 10/11/2009 at 12:40am by wajalama

I've got worse. On my finals at the end of my first semester of last year I was having terrible diarrhea and vomiting the night before but I didn't wanna fail any classes so I went anyway. I have four classes a semester. I passed everything but what happened was each day we took finals for two classes for 2 hours each then left school early. I had to leave science class early to vomit in the bathroom. FML

#70 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:50pm by xXArchangelXx

WOW! LOL! TOo bad

#71 - On 12/27/2009 at 10:54pm by ShinyMarker

ROFL!! oh jeez .. that made me laff xD

#72 - On 01/17/2010 at 9:49pm by persianpaul

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