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Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35553) - you deserved it (9234)

On 10/05/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Sneezy123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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i bet during the confusion and laughter at least 20 kids cheated off the person sitting next to them

#2 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:28am by TurdMonkey

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How is that even possible? Either way, FYL.

#1 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:25am by Tgump

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