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Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30451) - you deserved it (4430)

On 10/05/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Why is this a FML?

#1 - On 10/05/2009 at 7:37pm by bbi5291

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Your life is AWESOME. Go Grandma!

#3 - On 10/05/2009 at 7:38pm by kyleenstar

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