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Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37535) - you deserved it (3346)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by walker (man) - United States (California)

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Are you positive they're your family?

#13 - On 10/04/2009 at 8:08pm by Geist

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Looks like your drowsiness led to some lousiness!

#4 - On 10/04/2009 at 7:22pm by Zhejan

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