By KmartFart - 04/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 492
You deserved it 4 073

Same thing different taste

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I bet your friend wanted some cougar lovin'! (creepy old lady voice)... Rawr!!!

I'm sorry to disappoint some of you but I was first on iphone :]

YDI FOR TAKING YOUR PORNSTAR MOM TO A STRIP CLUB.

YDI for not inviting us! _______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

And let me guess... your "best friend" is named "Ol' Yeller"? LOL

AhISnappedIt 0

you can always check this out? http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=31879

Next morning "Mom, WTF WAS THAT LAST NIGHT! YOU WERE GRINDING ON ALL MY FRIENDS!" "Tequila makes me do bad things, and it didnt end at grinding honey."

pedosmurf 7

So she is a cougar not a leopard

Ligerie 0

So...? Its her party and she can grind on your best friend if she wants to.

Ligerie 0

Well I have a grandma that does do that, and no I'm not embarrassed, its funny. If I wanted her to stop i would say so. Nobody's life is ****** here.

The fact you find your grandma erotically grinding your friends funny is down right weird.

Why would your best friend be at a party for your mom? Shouldn't it be your mom's friends? Also, this isn't really a FML, it's a FyourfriendsL for having your nasty mom grind on him / her.

derpina72 23

What if OP'S friend didn't mind?

pwnrzero 0

I agree, your life is ******! MILF!!!

At 57? MILF? Closer to Gilf.... thats gross anyhow.

57 isn't so bad. My mom's 51 and she's looking pretty great. And I'm almost 18. Was your mom a teenager when she had you or something? Or are you still 12?

What does me being 12 have to do with anything...im 17 btw.. and my mom is what... 45? Anyway i just cant imagine ANY 57 year old woman being "id like to ****" theyd look nice, maybe, but secks? naww

Well, to be serious, no one on this site should have a mother under the age of 40. How would someone about 17 have a grandmother that's 57? I mean, it happens, but your mother would've had to been pretty young when having you, and her mother as well to get three generations in 57 years. You'd be shocked about how many attractive 57 year olds there are too. Maybe some parents smoke and look 70, but some age actually quite well. And many of them are still having sex and getting guys and girls in their early 20s. Some people are really into the older ones too. Just because it's not for you, doesn't mean someone else isn't.

There are plenty of doable women who are 57--on the other hand, I'm 53 so I have a different perspective.

"Well, to be serious, no one on this site should have a mother under the age of 40." I don't know what your mommy told you, but 'this site' is open to anyone with an internet connection. Go away until you grow up. On second thought, just go away.

cs2sasuke741 0

What the hell is that supposed to mean? If the average user here is 17 and the average mom had them when they were twenty that would make the average mom 37.

my family had three generations in 58 years, my mom is 36 and im 18, and my grandmom is 58.

@73... They don't tell, they don't swell, and they're grateful as hell!

The second digit of the age wasn't loading for me. All I saw was 5. I was laughing.