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Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35720) - you deserved it (3534)

On 10/04/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by KmartFart - United States (North Carolina)

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#4 - On 10/04/2009 at 2:06pm by shuttuplily

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haha whoa! freaky mom?

#1 - On 10/04/2009 at 2:05pm by dafr3ak

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