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Today, I got offered a ride to go home for the weekend. I go to college six hours away from home and haven't seen my family for almost two months. When I called my mom with the good news, she told me not to come. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26690) - you deserved it (1519)

On 10/02/2009 at 9:01pm - misc - by wowjuststop - United States (Virginia)

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Your mother and father are obviously shooting a raunchy fart fetish porno with a few of the neighbours at your house and would rather not include you.

#2 - On 10/03/2009 at 3:54am by allmidnighteyes

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If you don't say why they told you not to come your statement means nothing - maybe they were away for some family celebration, and then it's absolutely nothing, or maybe they just didn't want to see you, and then it's FYL. More specifics! For now, maybe you should just STFU.

#4 - On 10/03/2009 at 4:04am by boredinjp

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