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Today, I got offered a ride to go home for the weekend. I go to college six hours away from home and haven't seen my family for almost two months. When I called my mom with the good news, she told me not to come. FML
Your mother and father are obviously shooting a raunchy fart fetish porno with a few of the neighbours at your house and would rather not include you.
Maybe thy're having sex & don't want you to disturb them.. or get disturbed by them. :p
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 23 April 2015