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Today, I got offered a ride to go home for the weekend. I go to college six hours away from home and haven't seen my family for almost two months. When I called my mom with the good news, she told me not to come. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32041) - you deserved it (2095)

On 10/02/2009 at 9:01pm - misc - by wowjuststop - United States (Virginia)

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Your mother and father are obviously shooting a raunchy fart fetish porno with a few of the neighbours at your house and would rather not include you.

#2 - On 10/03/2009 at 3:54am by allmidnighteyes

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Maybe thy're having sex & don't want you to disturb them.. or get disturbed by them. :p

#6 - On 10/03/2009 at 4:17am by Antivirus

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