Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks (75800) - you totally deserved it (1787)
On 03/23/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by birthdayfun (man) - United States (Texas)
Gee, your mom in the next Einstinen (I don't know how to spell it)
#276 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:45pm by A1L12E4X26
Ouch! That sucks, especially on your birthday.
But why would your mom throw a cat on you? Is her name Kenley Collins by any chance?
lol.. i had to google Kenley Collins to understand #2's comment...
"attacked her sleeping ex-fiancé with her pet cat, water, several apples and the laptop."
lmao
#275 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:18am by AcesAndEights
the rest og his day would be in a hospital... do you know how day service is in hospitals.
I sprained my thumb once and i was in there for 8 hours
Oww, sorry to hear that o.O
Happy Birthday though.....for what it's worth at this point...
#9 - On 03/24/2009 at 5:04am by nebjamin69
To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.
#10 - On 03/24/2009 at 5:26am by uhnonnuhmus
Wow I just don't get how a parent could be so cruel to their kids! Does she have no concept of how the cat will react when landing from being launched into the air? Claws are out instantly! I could understand throwing the cat at a burgalar as self defense or something like that but throwing the cat at you kid? Just wrong and FYL OP and the cat's life as well.....
#277 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:13am by Kronic_Kitten
Geez... that's dumb as hell from your mom! Next time throw the dog at her and see how she likes it ;)
#11 - On 03/24/2009 at 5:38am by csigabajnok
wtf. ouchy. I hope your mom feels really bad...but happy birthday!
#14 - On 03/24/2009 at 6:16am by jazminbliss
dude i would get hella revenge on my mom if that was me. that cat could of had rabbis or something!
#16 - On 03/24/2009 at 6:51am by xomsdelanyox
I would move out of your place if your old enough to. It sounds like your mom has crazy cat lady tendencies.
i'd like to see what kind of damage a cat could do to ur face!!! Pictures Please!!!
....& happy birthday :)
#21 - On 03/24/2009 at 7:15am by take_me_home
If i was a cat that belonged to a retard, I'd prolly also scratch whatever I landed whenever the old bag threw me around. Serial. Who the fuck throws cats around?
i fkin love you i just laughed so godamn hard reading this
you made my day
#252 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:23pm by buster152692001
#16 ~ Im sure the cat didn't have "rabbis", though that might have helped.
um.. Happy Birthday?
#24 - On 03/24/2009 at 7:55am by deliciouskaek
Look at it this way: now your mom probably feels really guilty. I'll bet she'll buy you anything you ask for.
your mom is, well.... umm... i don't even have words for how stupid that was. and to the rabbis... 1. cat would probably have died or been seriously jacked up if it had had rabies 2.that's passed through bodily fluids chances of virus from cat to claw to person transmittal is slim at best...
#30 - On 03/24/2009 at 9:16am by wellthatsagiven
#10's advice, YOU MUST DO IT!
Seriously though, how the fuck was it ever a good idea in your mum's head to throw a (previously) stray cat into her child's face?
Oh wells, save from the stitches and a slashed face, hope you had a fantastic birthday! Now you can guilt-trip mum into getting you moar presents!
thats why dogs rule :)
buutt..I'm sure your mom is abusing some sort of substance ...haha. normal people don't do that!
#38 - On 03/24/2009 at 10:23am by supafly208
Even if your cat had not been a stray, who the hell throws cats on people?! Especially when they're (obvoiusly) not declawed. Cats use their claws to help them stick their landing. My cat jumped down from the top of the couch onto me while I was napping once. Slashed my eyelid right open. Your mom sucks..
i dont care who you live with, it is always wise to lock your bedroom door when you sleep, seriously
well first of all, Happy Birthday!! :)
and it seems like, she had good intentions? I just think she wasn't too smart about it.
and take the advice of #29 for sure.
#41 - On 03/24/2009 at 11:19am by shehzeenahmed
wake her up like that for the next week or get rid of the cat and get a dog. happy birthday!
#45 - On 03/24/2009 at 11:51am by thellamanator
You should throw a badger on her face for her birthday. Or you can borrow one of my 74 feral cats.
#47 - On 03/24/2009 at 12:07pm by crazy_cat_lady
wow. that had to hurt. I am sorry. happy birthday though!
but seriously.. go with #10. I laughed so hard when I read that. Good advice.
#48 - On 03/24/2009 at 12:08pm by simplethings7
Someone said 16 stitches is probably an exaggeration, except one cut alone could need a ton of stitches if it was long enough. Cats are fucking vicious, don't doubt that shit.
# 16, you apparently have no idea how rabies is transmitted do you? It's transmitted through biting, not scratches.
As for the OP, Happy Birthday, first of all. Secondly, that was a seriously retarded thing for your mom to do, not only could you have gotten your eyes scratched out or some other thing, you could also get an infection from the cuts. Keep an eye on them. Take lots of antibiotics. Hope you had a better day though. Plus that's cruelty to the cat. Stupid idiotic bitch.
happy birthday! and im so sorry to hear that! totally hate it when good things go dreadfully wrong....
#54 - On 03/24/2009 at 1:08pm by medahj
Your mom sounds like a hoot! It's just too bad her antics put a damper on your birthday.
#57 - On 03/24/2009 at 1:48pm by ChartreusePony
did this cat have edward scissor hands? ive been scratched by my cat before and never have i ever had to have stitches! But yeah your mom should be a brain surgeon she'll do great. Oh yeah Happy belated Birthday!
My mom used to open my door so my dog would wake me up. The only thing worse than waking up with a face soaking wet with dog saliva is getting 16 stitches.
#59 - On 03/24/2009 at 2:36pm by TheCrow471
your mom is a dumbass.
and 59 there are WAY more things worse than waking up to dog saliva. you're not the brightest either.
#60 - On 03/24/2009 at 2:38pm by efftthhiiss
WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT!
That is so messed up! I'm so sorry!
Happy birthday to you though!
#65 - On 03/24/2009 at 3:25pm by pommeblossom
she was joking...
you guys are awfully harsh on the mom...
it's not like she meant for the cat to land where it did. she probably thought it would be funny and it turned out wrong...
#67 - On 03/24/2009 at 4:15pm by lilymoose
do #10
and also start thinking of a cool story for if it scars up...
like a bar fight or something I don't know...
ya a stray cat has probably gotten used to having to survive on its own, i dont doubt that this dident happen and i really dont understand who would think the birthday person deserves/ed it.
#70 - On 03/24/2009 at 5:28pm by xOxBeEqalxOx
-sigh- my moms the same. she decided to wake my brother by dumping water on him in the early morning (cuz he wakes up too early, and she wouldnt be able to surprise him) and he has a bed wetting problem, and he got scared when he woke up cuz he thought he peed the bed, and he started crying. great way to wake up on his 6th birthday.
stupid person. i love kitties though, it wasnt the cats fault. i agree 62
#72 - On 03/24/2009 at 5:58pm by MarvelousMaggie
ouch
sounds like something someone in my family would do
i better warn them right now
#73 - On 03/24/2009 at 6:38pm by cmtriplecage
I think that's the cat's way of telling you it was happier being a stray. You should put it back where you found it with a swift kick out the door.
Oh, and your mom hates you. Nothing you can do about that, but at least you know.
Hahah why the fuck would she throw your cat on you?!
That's just weird haha. But that really blows, especially on your face!
While my cats have never clawed me like that, my mom has thrown cats on me to wake me up as well!
#89 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:36am by jthm_guitarist
i hate stupidity like this... why the fuck would you ever throw a cat on me when im sleeping... mom sister brother grandma i dont give a shit your getting a swirley along with a couple dead legs
happy fucking birthday by the way
#90 - On 03/25/2009 at 2:42pm by holdfast333
my brother's done that to me though not while sleeping...i liked the toss the cat in the shower idea, though you should make sure she notices, her first reaction will be to try to catch the cat...let the fun begin :)
#93 - On 03/25/2009 at 8:00pm by CaptainBungalo
I don't get why people say this person deserved this? What the hell did they do? I don't get people on this site. I hope you're alright! Maybe it came like a chelsea smile so you could say you survived the Black Dahlia assault?
I really do not understand how parents I've read about on FMyLife are so stupid.
#98 - On 03/26/2009 at 2:03pm by kat0ria
If it makes you feel better, my mom once put a live chicken in my bed to get me to wake up for school
#100 - On 03/28/2009 at 7:21pm by louisianagrrrrl
sucks...
i dont get people who said u deserved that one...
what are u supposed to do? sleep with your eyes open and with your samurai sword next to you?
#101 - On 03/29/2009 at 11:11pm by squelchy451
Why is everyone blaming her mum? I mean she was part of it but the cat's the one who went all Charlie's angels on her ass!
Happy Birthday anyway?
Confusion-I cut a gash several inches long across my leg and it only needed five stitches...how on earth would you get a long enough, deep enough cut anywhere on your face for SIXTEEN stitches?
#104 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:36pm by reallytruly
if it makes you feel any better, my mom would do the exact same thing. but ti wouldn't be on my birthday because she wouldn't have remembered
#105 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:39pm by sucks_for_you
I didn't know cats could scratch badly enough to require stitches.
But your mom's a nutcase, seriously.
You don't go throwing something with claws and teeth at your sleeping child.
#107 - On 05/18/2009 at 5:03am by redbluegreen
LMAO, I'm still laughing at #10..... but seriously that sucks.
#113 - On 05/23/2009 at 1:20pm by Jakil_Spectre
jeremymg91(#115), it's just to show it's at the doctors, most of them have a poster like that in their office
#112 - Someone commented earlier and didn't spell rabbies (disease) right. They spelled it "rabbis" which is kind of like a Jewish priest. So the jewjokes come from a fail in intelligence. at least mel gibson would be proud.
(:
anyway. uh. the physical drawing of this FML is pretty good, but the interpretation is actually kind of shitty. why are they in an eye doctor office? nice try though.
#118 - On 05/23/2009 at 1:40pm by suicidekings
I love how 'F' and 'U' are one line apart on this illustration.
Coincidence?
#120 - On 05/23/2009 at 2:04pm by LovesickMelody
in the animation, it looks like you are at an eye doctor so you might want to fix that... it looks a little funny, and somewhat misleading
104: the OP probably had mutiple scratches on their face. no one's face is that long anyways
#122 - On 05/23/2009 at 2:14pm by maddierox13
it sounds like ur mom didn't like u or something cause she had to have been an idiot to do that to someone she loves. or she was just REALLY drunk and wasn't thinking. either way, she is a fucking idiot!!
and for the cat to have that long of claws that you need stitches, it seems like ur mom planned this for about a year for the claws to have gotten that long! sorry about ur luck!
bahahahahaha #10 - funnier than the fml.
Go with that, cat right over the shower curtain. Make sure its her though, no sense in "getting back at" innocent bystanders.
>.> the poster is just to show they're in a doctor's office, if you go to any doctor, they usually have posters like that
#128 - On 05/23/2009 at 3:35pm by SoccerPlaya17
Ouch... That must've hurt... I can't imagine what your cat has gone through.
Ha, seriously though. That sucks, man.
#129 - On 05/23/2009 at 3:42pm by yeahitstella
That illustration kind of sucks. I have no idea what is happening. As #126 said it's pretty out of context
#131 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:03pm by genius_man16
This misdeed cannot go unpunished! Pizza delivery boy, prepare to meet your maker at the hands of my cat launcher!
#133 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:42pm by zakiwaki1351
don't eye charts start with the big letters at the top?
#140 - On 05/23/2009 at 6:54pm by goldberg2046
I didn't even get the illustration until I read the FML, and then I just thought it looked kinda lame.
#144 - On 05/23/2009 at 8:40pm by justjayit
i dont get the illustration, someone explain please? btw, FYL lol
#146 - On 05/23/2009 at 9:14pm by jessamyn
The illustration is awful. Doesn't explain what happened in the FML. I mean, the drawing is good it's just you can't really tell what the story is. Awful. Should've picked a better one...
does your mom sniff markers? paint? prehaps she uses weed? we will never know.
#148 - On 05/23/2009 at 9:34pm by bbelt191
I like the illustration. It's a doctor trying to get the damned cat off his face?
And his mom looking embarrased(Can't spell it)
Jeez, what if someone insulted you THAT badly over something you worked something hard on?
Gosh
#149 - On 05/23/2009 at 10:02pm by SoftballChick72
poor mom probably feels terrible! Make her do something better to make up for it
#151 - On 05/23/2009 at 10:37pm by provostcarly
Is that a booger coming out of the doctor's nose? And I bet it must be cold in there cause something is very pointy....lol
BTW, I hate this illustration, it makes no sense and it just plain sucks!!
To the comment above me,
Um I'm pretty sure its a mustache? And I really doubt you could do any better.
Btw, Happy Birthday
#156 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:56am by MathcoreBilly
The illustration needs to get rid of the eye chart...
Unless the doctor is really an optometrist...? I don't see how it fits with the story though.
And more emphasis should've been made on the fact that it was the person's bday. The tiny gift hanging off the mom's hand is hard to get.
Otherwise, I like this person's style. :D
#157 - On 05/24/2009 at 3:06am by poopooface
#156, actually I do think I could do a better job, nay, I KNOW I can do a better job than that!! I'm in art class.... :P
Man, that sucks. I know you're probably not able to get it (since its rare to) but one of my friends was scratched by her cat, and was apparently very allergic to the bacteria that causes cat scratch fever. Usually you get a fever and swelling, but she went into a coma and was on the brink of death. Hope you got that cut cleaned out reaaaally well.
#161 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:33am by snowsurfsunx3
#16- cats don't have "rabbis" A rabbi is a Jewish minister. Could the cat possibly have had rabies? Probobly not, considering if they kept it they most likely got it all it's shots.
Happy birthday, for what it's worth.
:]
#162 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:33am by radio_x_aimee
#158, the fact that you're in art class doesn't make you better. Any one can take an art class, doesn't mean their good... >.>
#160, well unless you can do better, it's unfair for you to criticize
#163 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:18am by onecrazygal
#108 - lmao. If there was such thing as a Jewcat, I would definitely invest in one.
Happy Birthday (very belatedly, but it's the thought that counts, right?) !
Oh, and it just goes to show - declaw your cats. If you ever let one in your house again.
#164 - On 05/24/2009 at 12:56pm by qtherevolution
oh man that sucks...i hope your b-day was OK though. :)
#165 - On 05/24/2009 at 1:20pm by hawt_leah_foshiz
I don't get why a criteria for criticism is that you have to be able to do better than what you're criticizing. It's a good drawing but it just doesn't make sense. I'm not an artist, but I can tell when a illustration doesn't make sense, and obviously, the eye chart doesn't. There's nothing about an optometrist in the FML, and seeing how the eye chart takes up about half of the picture, it's worthy of criticism. Don't need an art degree to be able to observe that.
lol #168.... so true.
BUt I agree with 166 too.... what is up with the eye chart???
???
#169 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:18pm by Horsegal
For #147 "Doesn't explain what happened in the FML" and... too many people here.
I repeat myself : the goal is to ADD SOMETHING not just repeat the FML. The artist must bring a different vision, be creative, to make people laugh again even if we know the FML. Where is the point in repeating word for word the FML in the drawing ? That's why you have the text AND the drawing.
i kinda agree with #10 but i would do something more subtle something that really gets to her head. like play mental games with her it works like a charm :D
#172 - On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm by sceneaddict03210
I also agree that they drawing doesn't really depict the FML that well. Could I do better? I don't know, depends on who's judging. Does that change my opinion? No. I feel that if I were to illustrate this, I would do it in a multi-panel comic rather than just one panel, and that is what I would like to see.
However, comments like "lol you suck" and "lol you can't say something bad about someone if you can't do better" aren't really that productive.
#173 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:59pm by mao
I think the drawing is fine, it's kinda of like the "what happens next," so it does add to it. They eye-chart is just to show it's a doctors office, and give it some "flavor" so it's not "bland." That is, of course, just my opinion. But I agree with #173- people, don't talk just to talk.
#174 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:07pm by zoolander951
Also, I respect everyone else's opinion, and what if you could do better? Who cares?
#175 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:12pm by zoolander951
Hahaha damn that sucks atleast it was your birthday. Damn people on these things are hilariouse its messed up what your mom did. You should deffinatly do something to get her back . #10 is the best that would be good for some payback.
#180 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:29am by trapiadora
AND ABOUT THE EYE CHART - i love how everyone's ragging about the eye chart but no one wonders why the patient's sitting on an army clinic cot or why there's an IV in the room. the illustration's cute! get over the minutia.
118 fails hard. They incorrectly tried to correct someone else's spelling of "rabies" by calling it "rabbies".
Also, this illustration sucks. And the artwork is lackluster as well.
#183 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:59am by nemesis_divina
seventh line should have said FML.
gahh like three people have said that, dammit
#190 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:30pm by jj732
i think the illustration is REALLY cute:] and i don't think any of you assholes coulda done it better, sheesh.
and as i thought right when i looked at it (before reading the comments), 7th line should have said FML. or it should have been hidden in the small print.
and now im embarassed that i thought my comment didnt go through and it did. twice. D:
#191 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:32pm by jj732
My grandmum did that to me on the first day of school with her tea cup poodle. When I screamed, the dog had explosive diarehha on my bed. LOL. Happy Birthday.=]
#192 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:50pm by BABYof_theGROUP
i clicked fyl as soon as i read that a cat was thrown in your direction
#196 - On 05/25/2009 at 9:36pm by THISISAMERICA
My mum likes to wake me up with a cat as well.. must be a parent thing. Hope the rest of your day went better and you don't scar!
calling her mom an idiot and all that is pretty rude you guys.
im sure she didn't mean for the cat to even go on her face and even if she did i doubt if she thought twice about the fact that it might flip out. most animals wont do that they just would tumble over or something. my dad did the same thing to me when we first got our puppy and he just fell off the bed cuz my face is clearly not a flat surface. so everyone insulting her mom should probably lean off a bit and realize we've all made similar mistakes and you know it.
and idk that with the pain i imagine you felt it would have been possible but i also hope your day got better, happy birthday :)
#199 - On 05/26/2009 at 1:01am by saveyourbreath
Kinda funny
I would use this opportunity to guilt my mom into so much. It may even last for a few years or if you are careful at most a lifetime.
Actually really funny
#201 - On 05/26/2009 at 6:25am by Athedia
i'm w/ whoever said throw the cat in the shower w/ your mom......
XD
#202 - On 05/26/2009 at 12:00pm by cherrypie3
#171, you're wrong. You say the purpose is to make us "laugh again even if we know the FML", but adding something that doesn't belong logically completely ruins the entire image. It doesn't make people laugh. It makes people go "Wait, huh?", and this is proven by the countless "Why is there an eye chart?" comments.
And #191, of course most of the members couldn't do better, but that doesn't make it good. That's what criticism is.
As for the FML itself, yeah. FYL.
lol I totally agree with #10. seriously, wait until its her birthday and do it....or if ur dad does something to piss you off wait until you know they're...well um for lack of a better term doin it, then throw the cat in bed with them as hard as you can then run like you're on fire. only do tht if your movin out soon though ;D happy birthday!
#205 - On 05/26/2009 at 6:45pm by walkingnightmare
For all of those who are wondering about the poster in the doctor's office, I sort of saw it as the cat is on the child's face, over the eyes, and the poster sort of shows that the child might want to have his eyes tested after...?
I'd like a little pussy on my face for my birthday too, but not like THAT! You're mom should be committed...Happy birthday anyways!
#209 - On 05/27/2009 at 2:12pm by CyberGenie
Whoo happy belated birthday! Hope you got good gifts at least.
#210 - On 05/27/2009 at 4:11pm by CaptainAtMan
Omfg your mom is crazy?????
Happy birthday
Hope your mom does whatever you tell her or throw the cat at her face
Eitherway let's go celebrate ur bday?
While sleeping??? it was ur bday?(couldn't find cake lol)
And ur mom? wanted to surprise? u?and she threw the
Cat? at ur face?.....
LOL At least it wasn't poop???
That... Sucks.
My friends mom put his cat on top of him, the cat peed on him and then took a dump on his bed... Now that sucks. =|
Why do mom's do that?
#214 - On 05/27/2009 at 7:31pm by Qtipie0990
maybe thats there custom in the family like a coming of age thing
#216 - On 05/27/2009 at 8:28pm by flipitninja666
Ew, I've hated cats ever since i was attacked by mine when i was 6, but my mom didn't mind that it bit me every chance it got. She loved that little bastard.
#217 - On 05/27/2009 at 9:35pm by Liddodollface
GET REVENGE REVENGE IS SWEET! i hate cats im allergic to cats ur mom is an idiot i feel extremely bad 4 u since u got stitches and last but not least, while ur mom is sleeping put the cat on top of her and pour a bucket of water on them, thatll get the kitty bitch pissed!!!
#218 - On 05/27/2009 at 10:20pm by xxxradajamaajxxx
does no body know how to spell RABIES correctly? dear god...i dont think the cat would have "rabbis" also known as the leader of a jewish temple....
those people who spelled it incorrectly is as dumb as this mom was.
Thank God somebody commented on the RABIES! and LOL @ "the leader of a jewish temple!" I didn't even think of that!
Hey, at least your mother didn't think it would be cute to let in your 115 pound dog, who proceeded to jump on your bed breaking your bed and your leg and cracking four ribs. . .that was my fourteenth. . .but still, getting stitches hurts like hell, sorry dude. . .
#223 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:01pm by Crazie_Punk
hahaha thats hilarious!!! my mom throws our dog on me to wake me up sometimes, he doesnt scratch me tho, just licks my face. This is also why is despise cats :)
Hope those stitches didnt scar too bad.
#224 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:14pm by FMLfangirl89
jackasses
not only optometrists have eye charts in their office. Almost all standard doctor's have one. I think I saw one when I was in the ER too.
SO stfu and leave the picture alone. Nothing's wrong with it. You lonely naggers just have nothing better but to pick at something that you never thought about creating.
#226 - On 05/28/2009 at 9:32pm by PRiNCESS_x
yeeesshh~
that REALLY sucks..><
and how ANYONE can say u deserve it i DO not know..=S
lawl
in this situation..ham it up and get more presents..
or get revenge..
xD
#228 - On 05/29/2009 at 1:08am by HASNOLIFELOL
#2 thats hilarious!!!!! KENLEY COLLINS! i didnt like her much either!
WEL HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! hope all they healed well!!!!!
cool, mom! at least you got to hold this against her for good gifts, right?
#238 - On 06/12/2009 at 11:50pm by danceydancetime
hahaha, that's nice. how do you make illustrated FMLs? i want to make one!!
#239 - On 06/13/2009 at 1:10pm by haylieejae
ha ha ha dude thats bad im gonna get a lock on my door now lmao!
#241 - On 06/15/2009 at 7:23pm by zumiskater
this illustration should be on failblog. Doctors ask you to read the vision things from the top first and go down as they get harder. The one in this illustration is bottom to top
#244 - On 06/19/2009 at 12:33pm by scrapingbottom
Well then maybe you shouldn't go around scaring cats like that. :P
#247 - On 06/21/2009 at 11:18pm by Ub3r_Crippl3
Tell her she's a bitch. Then throw the cat on her tomorrow =]
#249 - On 07/08/2009 at 12:36am by eaglesfan761
OMG COMIC GUY HAS THE SAME DR AS I HAVE.
*ahem*
anyway, that sucks majorly OP :( Happy birthday though!
#257 - On 07/17/2009 at 8:55am by stripper_bitch
what the hell is wrong with ur mom? is she a retard that escaped from stupidville? how does that make any sense at all to throw a cat at someones face?!! GOD!!!
OMG how did you get so many YDI?
Seriously how do you diserve it if
your mom threw your cat on you, you didnt do anything but turn 16.
>:P
...is your mom by any chance the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons?
#271 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:13pm by chrellephar
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOUR MOM THROW YOU'RE CAT ON YOU TO WAKE YOU UP ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?!?
I mean, was she mad at you or was that supposed to be a "YAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I LOVE YOU!"
Well, that really does suck but um... happy birthday?
Your mom is a total jackass. WTF was she thinking? "Hmm.... Should I tap her on the shoulder or throw a rabid cat at her face? I don't know...."
#279 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:20am by Youd_laugh_2
