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Illustration by Marie Levesque
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Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.
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