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Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing my teeth with a vibrating mushroom for the past 5 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21135) - you deserved it (14260)

On 10/01/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by mushroommouth (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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